i’m on to you drake

koji kondo is drake’s real ghostwriter

i was doing laundry and it’s all in the background why did this have to get 5k notes????

WARNING: Adult content, minors do not interact with me or my page. This blog also occasionally reblogs and produces taboo/dark content. 

Welcome to the Smut Orchard! My name is Leah and I’m 29. I’m a BNHA fanfic writer, a full-time content creator, and a peer educator in the BDSM community.

This blog is mostly a BNHA fanfiction blog. However, I tend to use my fanfiction to discuss realistic, healthy BDSM relationships. Please be warned, this is an adult only blog. This blog also discusses difficult themes from time to time that may make you uncomfortable, please mind the tags.

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10 years and it’s still the same

Klance Smut Recs

I’ve read a lot of Klance fan-fiction and smut, so here’s some smut recs, also these are basically bottom Keith because I prefer those 

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How about some klance smut?

!This is pure smut!

If you dont like just ignore this :)

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I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂

this is so much more well animated than is called for

All of the following audios are +18.

DISCLAIMER: I haven’t given another listen to every audio listed here before making this, so if you think I should add any warnings that I haven’t written, feel free to tell me. You should know that you will hear a lot of foul language in here, so if that’s not your cup of tea, well… maybe this isn’t for you. Also, there isn’t a lot of male dominance in these audios so if you were looking for that, this probably isn’t for you either. These are the audios that I– personally– liked the most.

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Thighs

18+, NSFW content

Pairing: Hitoshi Shinsou x reader

Description: Hitoshi helps get your mind off an insecurity (NSFW, smut, comfort)

Words: 3K+

Character is aged up.

This is wildly self-indulgent. Hope you like. - Cassidy

The mirror was probably your least favorite possession. Not from lack of use – you’d spent a lot of time in front of it. No, it was from association. You associated the mirror with what you saw in it, and that was almost always bad.

Sometimes you’d fixate on your face, the pimples there upsetting you. Other times you’d focus on your stomach or legs, hating every fat cell, blemish, and hair individually. In the mirror, you saw someone who couldn’t conform to societal beauty standards – and, therefore, wasn’t good enough. Whether or not you were conventionally attractive or not didn’t matter – you saw someone ugly and fat. And that meant you weren’t good enough.

You tried to avoid the mirror, but it’s hard to avoid something in your bedroom. It was after work one day when you stepped out of the shower and caught a glimpse of yourself. Like anything bad for you, you couldn’t resist – you had to look, even though you knew it would upset you. So you dried off and stepped into the mirror, immediately being bathed in self-hatred. 

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“Don’t play coy, I’m onto you. The look in your eye, your…enthusiasm any time I come around. Did you really think I wouldn’t call you out for lusting after me like this? No no, I’d never confront you. I’d never say, I know you want me.”

The listener is called out, then thoroughly punished for their naughty thoughts and secret desires. This audio is loaded with dirty talk, teasing, and plenty more!

Contains: Ambiguous listener, dirty talk, teasing, spanking, vibrator sfx, edging the listener and overstimming them when they climax quickly. This one is WILD!

Check out my Patreon to support my content, and get early access to new audios as well as my audio archive! I also take commissions! Feel free to message me with any questions. Thanks for listening!

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Someone brought this up as one of their favorite NSFW audios of mine and yeah, it checks out. Good times.

woman losing her shit seeing raihan is a big mood

I love how she just keeps saying “handsome!!!” over and over lmaooo

full translation!

VRtuber: -ah, yeah, that’s- that’s tough.

[battle theme starts playing]

VRtuber: [EXCLAMATION]

VRtuber: WAIT HOLD ON [snaps pic] AH THIS-

VRtuber: i’m in love with men who make this kind of- this kind of bad face

VRtuber: [SCREAMS]

VRtuber: [slightly unintelligible] what was that, just now? what was-

VRtuber: i took a picture, just now- [laughing] i took a picture- i just took a picture-

[camera snap] [camera snap] [camera snap]

VRtuber: [SCREAMS]

VRtuber: he’s so cool-! ah, he’s so cool, he’s so cool- [SWOONING]

VRtuber: god he’s so cool, it’s this- it’s this face- AH

VRtuber: [starts sobbing]

VRtuber: his face is so good

VRtuber: his face- he has such a good face

VRtuber: love him!

[replays intro]

VRtuber: [IMMEDIATELY STARTS SOBBING AGAIN]

Been playing through Undertale for the first time on Switch recently and since it’s also spook month I had the idea for this dumb little parody animation of one of my favourite videos (x). Credit to the original artist, @brakken! Also up on Youtube.

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Beautiful madness

Ready Player One (2018)

what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume