USA and Australia fit together almost perfectly.

Something very funny about the prospect of being able to walk from Nova Scotia to Kakadu. Hope you Canadians like 10,000 crocodiles.

Qian Kun - Fang Yi: Heaven Gaia Spring/Summer 2022

train your balls and calm your tits

official boob post

Peekaboo master

He was READY lmao

flat fuck friday

you know what day it is

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

Happy flat fuck Friday. Flatteing every package we have today

who has the song? it actually slaps ngl

That song is actually amazing

the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood

hi, frequent flyer here. they'll actually let you carry on up to 5 liters of blood as long as its in your vascular system

i don't have a vascular system this is the best i can do

I worked very hard on this

hey uh what exactly is possessing you people to reblog a nearly 10 year old shrek meme that I made in high school

Your hard work isn’t going unnoticed

Diving platform, Königsberg, Boris Becker

this looks like a cat tree so im put my cat on it

I won an evil laugh competition last night

No joke, just sharing my accomplishments

3DS is the best hardware for an RPG because enemies can attack you on the top screen and then on the bottom screen your little sprites get fucked up by a laser

the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that

i had to phone a taxi today, scary

every time i see this post i think of that person who posted on reddit that they wanted to go to subway for the first time but they were scared they would say the wrong thing so someone gave them step by step instructions for the entire process and what all the choices would be and when they would ask what question and i just think

someone will

someone out there will see you and say "yes. the world is scary. but let me hold your hand and show you how to do it anyways"

everyone needs that someone, and everyone can be that someone

The subreddit r/explainlikeimscared is a surprisingly good resource for this. People are always very kind and thorough from what I've seen, and I spend a decent amount of time there giving walkthroughs and answering questions when I know the process.

hey are you busy for the next 50 years? I’d like to sit on the porch with you and watch the sunsets

sing, o muse, of the rage of achilles