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Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

STORY TIME!

So in undergrad, my bestie lived in a true shithole of an apartment. When he moved in, he threw a housewarming party and brought out a bunch of washable markers and let us all draw on the walls. Being a tribe of feral assholes, we started competing to see who could draw the most obnoxious/offensive things. IIRC, there was George Bush frenching Ronald Regan, a skeleton with tits, some very rude portraits of the pope, etc etc.

now one of our friends who I hope to god has gone to therapy since then shut himself up in the walk in closet and painted the entire back of the door. He wouldn’t let anyone see it til he was done, and guys, I had nightmares about it. He’d driven a lovecraftian monster like you wouldn’t believe. It had eyes where it shouldn’t have eyes, teeth where it shouldn’t have teeth, and no matter where you stood it looked at you. We were all suitably impressed and horrified.

Anyway four years later bestie moves out and repaints the entire apartment.

Years and years later, I was talking to him and brought up the closet door monster. he visibly paled and confessed “oh god, I forgot to paint the inside of the door”

eliminated hanzo 🔥

I… was unaware that snooty villagers don’t get along with lazy villagers when I invited Judy to my 40% lazy villager town…

From @panolechat: “How to keep busy during lock down 🐈🤸‍♀️ (no I didn’t hoard all TP, maybe I have huge diarrhea shhhh you don’t know)” #catsofinstagram

[source: https://instagr.am/p/CARDxsplZeu/ ]

2020

AOC playing ACNH continues to bless the world. (ICYMI)

By the way, Kit REALLY likes dig boxes.

unrestrained summer fun

YEAH I GUESS

Requests from my Twitter! Come on over and make a request :) I absolutely LOVE all of your requests, so many different types of birds I’ve never seen before!

Animal Crossing OCs - Birds [1][2][3]

[Video description: A mud-covered child in the middle of a muddy field behind a long white single-story house. The child sizes up the puddle in front of them and declares decisively, “I’m gonna hop in this!” They jump, throwing both legs out in front of their torso in a V-shape, landing squarely in a seated sprawl in the mud with a thick heavy *splort*. The person filming snorts and giggles before the video cuts off.]

vibes of that experimental time in animated kids movies: alt indie, gay, STRONG aesthetic, weirdly dark, epic world-building, gay again, found family as fuck, demon ladies, cat ladies, father issues, SHIPS AND STUFF

idk what was UP with this time period, but I want to embody whatever these vibes were into my very soul

Fucking hell 🤣