Groping for Glory

ahh yes my favorite time of year

ahh yes my favorite time of year

to all my main monkeys out there

happy pride to canonically bisexual bob belcher

Sick sick sick of possibility of being fucking recorded every waking second by tiktok obsessed quasi celebs. Video titled something like "Caught him thinking he's the main character" but it was just a kid wearing headphones, looking out the bus window. Of course it was posted without his knowledge. Stop recording strangers and everything you see, nobody gives a shit and not everyone is happy to be on tiktok or youtube because of a moron with no braincells and an account. What could be a forgettable awkward moment is now permanently there for the victim of lackabrainis infested idiot to get anxious about forever.

No YouTuber will ever top the phrase "A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese."

i cant fucking take it anymore. (standing perfectly still, is not visibly stressed, appears normal)

this was lowkey rushed but i wanted to draw something for valentines day! it isn’t much but, i’m honestly kinda proud of the posing :).

When I say “last year,” I’m talking about 2019

That was the last year, everything after that was just incomprehensible screams of the damned

turns out i simply cannot handle things or situations

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

I had a dream that Nickelodeon had a 2 hour Roast of Butch Hartman special and they kept showing disclaimers at the end of every commercial break saying that this program would be the only time “fuck” was said on Nickelodeon

I wish this was real

ahh yes my favorite time of year

ABSO DAMNED LUTELY! We need people who make things and fix things. It should NEVER be undervalued!

FUCKING A! When my niece said she was going to a trade school instead I was fucking thrilled!

Fuck, normalize people just wanting to work and do their own thing and not go to school at all! I personally know several people who have never been to secondary school who started their own businesses or who landed jobs they enjoy and can live exactly how they want. And, I am talking people my age and way younger.

They fucking lied to us for GENERATIONS saying you HAVE to go to college to be anything. I have a fucking degree I can’t paid for and rarely used it. I have a friend who has an engineering degree who doesn’t use it at all because he found something he liked better that he could’ve gotten without the degree he also can’t pay for.

And, hey, if college is your thing, then fucking do it! Just don’t go in thinking it is an automatic guarantee for anything, jobs or otherwise. Go because you want to, not because of some fucking lie that says you have to have it or you are somehow not as good as those who do.

Fucking classist bullshit, that is.

it really do be like that

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