- Barbie (Toy Story 3, 2010)

i was ready to scroll past this but then the quote credit killed me instantly

TOY STORY 3 WAS IN 2010????

These pages have been going around a lot lately. It;s from a story I wrote for Wonder Woman’s 75th Anniversary Special, and I am reblogging to make sure that the artist/co-creator, Colleen Doran, gets proper credit for making Star-Blossom so adorable! :)

This cured my depression

when girls like horses we call them ‘horse girls’ and mock them for their bond with giant nightmare leg-finger creatures

but if boys like horses we call them ‘future cowboys’ and ‘rugged outdoors men’

I’m just saying, I’ve met a lot more horse girls than horse boys so when the dystopic breakdown of society hits us, it’s not going to be roving bands of young men on horseback (they don’t know how to ride, they haven’t B O N D ED)

it will be Kelly from elementary school and her band of fifty midwest girls in pink cowgirl boots who have come for your resources

Wanna know a fun fact?

When they were filming Lord of the Rings, they needed A LOT of extras to be able to ride horses into battle. They couldn’t find nearly enough men with horses/ riding skills, so they hired just like a crap ton of women who were expert riders, slapped some beards on ‘em, and called it good. The VAST majority of the riders in that film are horse girls. Horse girls win battles.

Horse girls win battles.

This is so wholesome

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children. 

CAT DAD IS BACK

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

update:

I love that he kept …. All of them.

I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.

This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.

I seriously just sat down and opened up Tumblr, because I wanted – no, I NEEDED – to see something wholesome. OP delivered.

it makes me laugh how people portray corvids as these mysterious, badass birds but in reality they’re just

In the same vein it’s funny that people portray vultures as evil Spooky omens of death but they’re really just

Vultures and corvids are both so, so silly.

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

you have a beautiful imagination

this gave me chills

HOLY SHIT

My contribution to #MerMay2019

quick sketches of horses because I had such a flow yesterday before I fell asleep pff

Remember that time Sindri was ready to fight the literal God of War because he thought Kratos hurt his friend

look sindri is probably one of the purest characters in this entire game and i will stan

the traits “likes spooky stuff” and “is a genuine coward” CAN coexist within one person. it’s me i’m in hell

On a lighter note.

The main reason I ever wanted to write a Hungarian mythology-based urban fantasy is that I needed to see someone do Bread Magic in a mundane modern setting.

Bread Magic shows up in a variety in Hungarian fairytales. It works like this: when someone evil, usually the devil, sometimes a dragon, wants to come into your house and hurt you, usually by taking your children, what you do is put a loaf of bread on the windowsill. It will speak for you.

When evil demands admission, the bread will say: First, they buried me under the ground, and I survived. When I sprouted, they cruelly cut me down with sickles, and I survived. They threshed me with their flails and I survived. They ground me to flour with their millstones and I survived. They put me in a bowl and kneaded me, then they put me in a hot oven to bake me, and I survived. Have you done all these things? Until you do all these things and survive, you have no power here.

This is pretty powerful magic I think, and it makes sense in a country where wheat is the staple crop and bread is the staple food. If you have bread, you are alive, if you have no bread, you are dead, therefore bread is life. It was customary to refer to wheat as “life” well into the twentieth century, and not in high literary circles either: rural seasonal workers negotiated their wages in so and so many sacks of life.

And I totally want someone to do bread magic with a shitty store-bought muffin.

Concept: medusa is a lesbian and that’s why she turns men to stone and she ends up falling in love with a blind lesbian who stumbles into her lair

oops my hand slipped

“SEND HELP SHE’S ADORABLE”

THIS IS TOO CUTE I’M DYING

WE NEED MORE LESBIAN MYTHS :D

@ryshai I’m 100%  sure we’ve already mentioned each other in this post but I needed to do it again xd

a year later -

whoops my hand slipped

AAAHHH UPDATE ART YAAAASSS

Some of you are incredibly thirsty for elves and like, it really shows

@odd-necromancy is this u and mitchy 👀

I feel called out but it's too true

When your girlfriend talks about dying in a ditch and no one knowing because some asshole is making people forget her, yourself included, and you’re determined to remember, so you give her the most important thing you own knowing that 1) you wouldn’t give it to just anyone and 2) that you can locate object even when you forget her c’:

Disney Princesses In Accurate Period Costume.

sheltymops:

Megara (Ancient Greece)

Mulan (Ancient China)

Tiana (1920’s)

Rapunzel (18th Century)

I’ve reblogged this 6 times probably

You all always forget her excellent Maid Marian

Hey, you forgot Shoomlah’s updated version of Pocahontas:

Shoomlah said:  Finally updated Pocahontas! I don’t think this is what people were expecting as the next entry in the series, but some of the criticisms of my first design have been eating away at me for years now and I needed to get off my ass and address them. So hey! Spunky age-appropriate Pocahontas/Matoaka, sans feathers in the hair/European imagery/other superfluous details. This is closer to accounts and illustrations of Powhatan dress from the period, and I kinda think it’s closer to the Disney design anyway. WIN/WIN. Thanks to everyone who’s educated my ass over the past couple of years, including moniquill, apihtawikosisan, this-is-not-native, and numerous others. You’ve made me a way more thoughtful artist in the process.

Reblogging bc I loveloveloveloveloveloveLOVE the updated Pocahontas. Too many people sexualize her. Major props for taking the time and care to fix this!

Re blogging for the updated Pocahontas

- How to Dragon Your Train

sick of all this anti-dwarf propaganda successfully convincing us that axes aren’t objectively the best and coolest weapon of all time no contest

literally what isn’t there to love about axes, they’re easy to wield, intimidating as hell, sturdy enough to cut through limbs AND trees, multi-purpose, you can throw them and blow everyone’s tiny minds at what a strong sexy bitch you are, also did i mention they look tight as fuck

like this post to flex on sword users as you chop their blades in half with your big sexy axe

Gentle reminder to not use your battle axe to chop trees unless you want the edge to chip, or break off, flesh and bones are not as hard as thick wood so pls watch out what you use each blade for (but feel free to use a tree chopper on anyone, they are heavier and less pretty but get any job done)