12/18/15. (via c0ntemplations)

☆ ———– MTV SCREAM SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ I mean, call me crazy but I think we’re in Freddy vs. Jason territory here. ❜  ❛ It’s like the killer is combining these two legends into one brand new murder spree. ❜  ❛ I was expecting crazy Ralph from Friday the 13th so nope. ❜ ❛ I’m barely responsible for myself.  ❜ ❛ I thought you said this was going to be a mansion.  ❜ ❛ I know my mansions, this is really more of a bungalow. ❜ ❛ We’re trying to lure the killer and you show up.  ❜ ❛ I’m sorry, this is a pretty classic “don’t let him in” situation, right? ❜ ❛ I guess I didn’t think of you as the hospital visit type. ❜ ❛ You know the whole, horrible, embarrassing story. ❜ ❛ You broke my heart! I loved you, okay, and you broke my heart. ❜   ❛ That’s a pretty outdated way of thinking. ❜ ❛ Virgin? Seriously? Where did you learn to do that? ❜ ❛ It’s a terrible movie, but one hell of a sex scene. ❜ ❛ See this is why people think you’re creepy. ❜ ❛ Do you think I’m creepy? ❜ ❛ I’m sorry, this isn’t the right place. ❜   ❛ This is the stupidest, most insane thing ever. ❜ ❛ The only thing scary here is this dress. ❜ ❛ I’m not a stranger, okay, I’m just strange. ❜ ❛ That’s never gone bad for anyone in a movie ever. ❜ ❛ First shut up, second, it’s just a study session.  ❜ ❛ I get that you’re scared, but I understood. ❜   ❛ We all have our ways of coping.  ❜ ❛ The kid screwed me over and skipped town. ❜ ❛ This is my life. Not some stupid campaign. ❜ ❛ You mean looking out for my boobs? ❜ ❛ Are you flirting with me? ❜ ❛ Thank God because this drink is undrinkable. ❜ ❛ If one of us gets hurt, we all get hurt.  ❜ ❛ Second chances are rare. Don’t waste them. ❜ ❛ I’m making a knife stick. ❜ ❛ I need, like, a Men in Black brain wipe. ❜ ❛ Is that a pig? God, I’m never eating bacon again. ❜ ❛ I’m the only one who knows how to reset the router. ❜ ❛ Well we don’t want you getting arrested.  ❜ ❛ If I can’t trust you, I can’t be with you. ❜ ❛ Aww, you wanna come in the hot tub with me? ❜ ❛ The weak are outed and then eaten. ❜ ❛ It’s the time honored enforcement of the food chain. ❜ ❛ Considering my ex-beau might be a mass murderer, who am I to criticize? ❜ ❛ Love the colors, but the spots? Too much. ❜ ❛ I can’t believe you two came here without me.  ❜ ❛ Hey, we could team up: Bi-curious and the Virgin.  ❜ ❛ I was gonna be the Babadook, but then my mom made this cape. ❜ ❛ What? No, you love taco Tuesday. ❜ ❛ So, pretty much everybody’s a suspect, including us.  ❜ ❛ I think this is the beginning of a beautiful mutual tolerance.  ❜ ❛ Cue creepy murder music. I knew I was missing something. ❜   ❛ You’re not going to die! Tonight, we change the ending.  ❜ ❛ Oh, crap. I’m gonna die. ❜ ❛ Actually, we could all use a minute. ❜ ❛ Hey, um, thanks for saving my life. ❜ ❛ Boom, but then what? Take a victory lap around the pool? ❜ ❛ We know what you’re going through, and we’re here if you need us.  ❜ ❛ I’ve never seen him/her with his/her mouth shut before. ❜ ❛ Maybe it’s time to dig a little deeper. ❜ ❛ Pick one, slay one, console one, then repeat.  ❜ ❛ What made him/her start killing people? ❜ ❛ Okay, not a lesbian, not discussing it. ❜ ❛ You root for them, you love them, so when they are brutally murdered, it hurts. ❜   ❛ You have to care if the team wins the big game. ❜ ❛ You have to care if the smart, pretty girl forgives the dumb jock. ❜ ❛ You can’t do slasher moves as a TV series. ❜ ❛ You wanna feel the sting of this sexually-confused Atheist’s foot up your butt? ❜   ❛ Hey, hey! I made you microwave popcorn, remember?  ❜ ❛ I know you want the truth. So, let’s find it. ❜ ❛ A yearbook? That’s not so weird. ❜ ❛ That’s the world’s saddest crime fighting duo. ❜ ❛ No, I’d rather channel my anguish into something productive. ❜   ❛ Did you just try to tase my man parts? ❜ ❛ There are not enough happy face emojis in the world to express how much I needed that. ❜ 

❛ SCREAM SENTENCE STARTERS

“Did you really call the police?” “My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!” “You’ve seen one too many movies!” “Movies don’t create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!” “No, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!” “Should I let the machine get it?” “Are you alone in the house?” “You bitch, where the fuck are you?” “Not so fast, we’re going to play a little game.” “Guess who just called the police and reported your sorry motherfucking ass!” “I think I’m dying here, man!” “I’m going to rip you up, bitch!” “What’s your favorite scary movie?” “I’m gettin’ another beer, you want one?” “I’ll be right back!” “Do you like scary movies?” “No, you listen to me you little bitch! You hang up on me again and I’ll gut you like a fish!” “Mmmm… corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pig’s blood in ‘Carrie.’ ” “Oh, my God. I thought you were dead.” “I never thought I’d be so happy to be a virgin.” “Who’s there?” “You tricked me.” “I wanna see breasts.” “We all go a little mad sometimes.” “The police are always off track with this shit! If they’d watch Prom Night, they’d save time! There’s a formula to it. A very simple formula!” “EVERYBODY’S A SUSPECT!” “If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?” “She was never attacked. I think she made it all up.” “The girl has some serious issues.” “What if she did it? What if she killed them?” “Maybe she’s a slut, just like her mother.” “Teen suicide is out this year and homicide is a much healthier, therapeutic expression.” “Where do you get this shit?” “But this is life. This isn’t a movie.” “It’s all a movie. It’s all one great big movie. Only you can pick your genre.” “If I’m right about this, I could save a man’s life.” “How do you - gut someone?” “It’s called tact, you fuck-rag.” “It’s the millennium. Motives are incidental.” “Well I don’t really believe in motives. I mean, did Norman Bates have a motive?” “See, it’s a lot more scarier when there’s no motive.” “You’re not a virgin. Now you got to die. Those are the rules.” “This game is like a scary movie. How do you think it’s going to end?” “What’s the matter? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.” “Fairness would be to rip your insides out and hang you from a tree so we can expose you for the heartless, desensitized little shits that you are!” “I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl.” “There’s always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend.” “That is so sexist. The killer could easily be female. Basic Instinct.” “Why are you doing this?” “It’s all part of the game. It’s called, GUESS HOW I’M GONNA DIE?” “Who am I? The beer wench?” “Looks like we’ve got a serial killer on our hands!” “ ‘Serial Killer’ is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.” “If I may say so, you are much prettier in person.” “I didn’t kill anybody.” “You still haven’t told me your name.” “I want to know who I’m looking at.” “I thought she was dead.” “How does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? People want to know. They have a right to know! How does it feel?” “I am two seconds away from calling the police!” “They’ll never make it in time.” “Wait, I thought we were going to go out.” “Don’t hang up on me.” “I told you not to hang up on me.” “Why can’t I be a Meg Ryan movie? Or even a good porno.” “You’re not supposed to be here.” “Why don’t you wanna talk to me?” “Well, you’re not going to be alone any more, right? If you pee, I pee. Is that clear?” “It’s called subtlety. You should look it up.” “Just think - if they make a movie about you, who’s gonna play you?” “It’s so sad. Her mom and dad found her hanging from a tree limb, her insides on the outside.” “I always had a thing for ya, [NAME]!” “Cut Casper, that’s a wrap!” “What do I have to do to prove to you that I’m not a killer?” “Can you see me right now?” “You make me so sick. Your entire havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me.” “Don’t freak yourself out, okay? We’ve got a long night ahead of us.”