Horrible Tradegy Caught on Tape in Nevada Desert: Cody Buchanan’s Death Footage on LiveLeak

yeah, that's The Stoker

Tiger drop negates any damage.

big mans tanning in the sun.. what a life lived.

laptop with seven fold-out screens

john karkat is entering kindergarten this fall

john karkat is entering high school this fall

it is crazy how “if this childrens show doesn’t kill their villain at the end it’s irredeemable media” became such a popular opinion here. like people were calling steven universe fascist apologia. and to be clear I don’t even think that would be the case for non childrens media, either. perhaps holding every single story up to the same standard of “does it follow the acceptable narrative path or is it evil propaganda” isn’t the most anti-fascist thing, either. maybe.

"you are morally obligated to murder your enemies" is also perhaps not the most anti-fascist thing

If Rock N Roll came out today they would call it Woke N Roll and it would be woke

i quite vividly recall alice cooper singing about how being a man makes him sick

also david bowie exists

also freddie mercury

get burned

its bait

are you saying alice cooper, david bowie, and freddie mercury have nothing to do with queerness

youre hilarious

I’m saying that my post about woke n roll is bait and doesn’t mean anything its just nonsense I posted in order to generate social media engagement

hey can I reblog this post

Only if you want to be cancelled by the toxic Woke N Roll fandom

i cannot stress enough that because of how social media and communications platforms work, if you put something out into the world people will 1) see it 2) react to it and maybe even 3) reply publicly. unless it is a private journal or such, you should accept that if you put something out there that is inherently divisive, you will receive comments that may make you unhappy.

if you blaze a post (force randos to see it) intended for an inherently niche audience (fanfiction consumers), that's one thing. appending "minors dni" to what should be a perfectly innocuous post while also fucking blazing it (again, forcing randos to see it, including minors), will get you made fun of. doubly so if this leads people to look at your fanfics, and quadruply so if said fanfics are omegaverse stories about real people

posts that replicate the feeling of seeing a massive plume of black smoke coming from somewhere on the far horizon

just jerked off. was nobody going to tell me about that last part with the goop? you guys are freaks for real

this was the glass jar guy verbatim

I'm afraid to ask.. what happened? 😬

Are you fucking kidding me

Have some more screen caps, courtesy of @aita_reddit

Fuck this is so disgusting

This post is a fucking Pandora's box of awful

Oh my God. This gets worse every time I see it!

This is why I live alone. I don’t want to be remembered as a murderer, and I’d kill each and every one of these jerks.

It’s so interesting to see these men carefully plan and go out of their way to ruin something harmless and fun, like put real effort into it, and then go “it’s just [x]”

Like if it was JUST socks or an app or a blanket or some jars, why did it BOTHER you so much? 

Because it was a symbol of your s/o not being entirely dependent on you, on getting happiness outside of you, of being their own human with their own feelings. And you KNOW that deep down, or else you wouldn’t have gone to such effort to sabotage it.

Good news! Prom picture (ex) fiancée called off the wedding and broke up with the asshole who shredded her picture!

And the woman whose high school poetry got stolen and used in the asshole's song made a throwaway account to publically dump him and drag him over his shitty music

Oh, and colorful mismatched socks girlfriend? She dumped the proper-sock obsessed asshole too

I've seen this post before and I always wanted closure so I googled them to see if I could get it. I think it's important to show that these assholes fucked around and found out, and that these girls are now free to look for partners who actually care about their feelings!

It's never too late to ditch someone that makes you feel inadequate, childish or silly just for doing things that bring you joy.

We have limited time on this bitch of an earth and you sure as hell shouldn't waste it with a partner that puts you down. You can find better. You deserve better.

Hey, if your current partner reminds you of ANY of these men, please take this as your sign to leave. If your partner destroys what is harmless and what you enjoy, they are an asshole and you do not want to spend the rest of your life with that. You can break things off.

I am whole

first night as a vampire warlord i turn my five most loyal men into vampires as well but they dont know what that means and they go out during the day so now i have none of my five most loyal men

second night as a vampire warlord i turn my sixth to tenth most loyal men into vampires but i give them a crash course so they dont die stupidly like the last ones

third night as a vampire warlord we prepare for the battle but forget we're allergic to christianity so we have to reschedule the battle because we all got sore throats trying to sing bogurodzica

fourth night as a vampire warlord we change our attack plans and also comission some more edgy armor because the normal one reflects too much light

fifth night as a vampire warlord we finally go to battle and we win only because the enemy mistook a swarm of normal bats for our attack and got rabies

sixth night as a vampire warlord we celebrate our victory with a bloodfeast but it turns out sigismund gets a stomachache when the victim isnt specifically a red-haired maiden and he makes the whole party go to shit

seventh night as a vampire warlord i find out sigismund wasn't a vampire and was actually just sick when he tried to drink blood with the rest of us so i get angry and impale him

eight night as a vampire warlord sigismund is still alive because none of his vital organs got stabbed through and i start feeling kinda bad for him but i cant show it or i lose all my authority so i ask my seventh most loyal man to kill him

ninth night as a vampire warlord we move camp further into the enemy's country but it's raining and i actually kind of like the ambiance but my horse breaks a leg in the mud so i turn it into a vampire horse

tenth night as a vampire warlord my vampire horse started biting other horses but wasnt turning them into more vampire horses so now we have no horses and have to stop and loot a village but their horses kind of suck

eleventh night as a vampire warlord we start moving again with our new shitty horses that i carefully turned into vampire horses but theyre still not so good and its honestly getting on everyones nerves

twelfth night as a vampire warlord. things get a little gay

someone stole all the pages with the gay part for their own nefarious uses

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