everyone say happy birthday creampuff 🎉🎉

a friend and i are taking her on a drive so she can get some wind under her wings. don't worry we've got her latched on properly so she doesn't fall off. will liveblog how it goes

going great so far 👍 she's having a good time. about to hit a really open road so that ought to be fun

hey i don't think the wheels are touching the ground right now haha

I'M GOING TO DIE

my favorite type of monster hunter screenshot is where i inadvertently appear to be standing staring blankly at a giant beast that's trying to remove every bone from my body, with zero awareness. i call this Touristing

HELP

New Orleans ❤

Thunderstorm jazz is freaking awesome. I need an album of that. I’d sleep like a baby.

“oh I’ll bet that’s Dorren… yup, that’s Doreen.”  https://www.doreensjazz.com

Reblogging not for the first nor the last time. There’s just something right about this conjunction of laid-back music and lively weather…

alternatives for ai to design ocs

hero forge

picrew

the fucking sims 4

your local furry artist

bitmoji

shitty photoshoped collage

DeviantArt bases

zepeto

making edits of your favorite character

searching "dress up game" on the app store

learning how to draw

My new bread pans make the most... Symmetrical loaves & they scare me kinda

THE TAURUSES ARE BULLYING ME!!!!!

br-Ea-d paNasir

idk what your all talking about tiktok rules

[video description: a mouse puppet wearing chainmail while sitting at a table. On the left side of the table, a bowl of two avocados pushes in. On the right, there is a small chalkboard, which the puppet turns to show that it reads "2 for $10." The puppet sings a parody of running up that hill. It sings "if I only could, I'd make a deal with God, two avocados for ten bucks. He'd say 'that's not very good.' I'd say 'yeah but you're God. Isn't money kind of beneath you?' he'd say 'it's the principle.' I'd say 'do you want avocados or not?' the video cuts out. End description.]

finding no shortage of hoes, the princess of the underworld balls forth through her father’s infernal domain

a throne fit for a king

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

This is better than I'd ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather

Just look at this thing

The rat gun is hereeeeee!

This is getting notes again so I will admit that "rat gun" was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be "ray gun."

But it'll always be a rat gun to me.

The most expensive thing in these pictures was the cat, and he was $60.

I'll be honest--I forgot that the pump organ desk/bar was visible in the background, and it was NOT under $60.

It was actually $75.

The chairs, however, were paid for in human life. I inherited them; they were originally my great grandmother's. But they're not particularly rare-- you can find these exact chairs without a lot of effort, in reasonable shape, for not that much money. They made a lot of them.

your gazelle has a pearl choker

That's Hadrian. He's a bush buck and he loves fashion.

Hi you asked this question and I immediately went to the pottery studio to make a calcifer to put in my woodstove.

Will update if he survives the kiln.

i am still on tenterhooks vis a vis calcifer 🥺🥺🥺

I just brought him home from the pottery studio and wired him for light. He lives!!!!!

OP just wondering do you like have the closet to Narnia tucked in there somewhere?

Dude, c'mon, these things take time.

Give me a couple hours.

Okay!! We have doordrobe! It's not quite done but after nearly turning myself into an hellpancake while carrying this in from the garage to the house, I feel like I should call it a night.

Right now it's not going into a secret room (but the Angel of Death (And WiFi) behind it does have a secret compartment for my router? Does that count) but Malice and Vice are still exploring it like it's a whole new world.

The House of Horrors continues to be...well, exactly what it is.

Oh, no, all radioactive materials go in The Box.

please explain. Do you actually have a lead lined box for radioactive objects, or are you just talking about the router behind the painting?

The Box.

Not people's teeth, no.

Holy shit. This just keeps getting better and better. Absolutely marvelous house. What other treasures do you have in that house?

I recently got some very silly dishes and a telescope!

fuck

you called???

shit not you

ok and???

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE

don't do this to me

im here too!

joke is over

im being hit over the head multiple times with comically large mallets by a bunch of clowns rn

AHHHHHH YOU'RE KILLING ME

no i am

i am simply a ghost now

no dats me

this post is rapidly spirally out of control

Spirally

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

yes :3

killing maiming you with my teeth and nails

looks like block-swing-perry couldn’t perry this barrage of posts

You. Have been the only person to get the pun in my username in the five years I’ve been on this hell site. Somehow??

But they were all of them deceived…

Learn more about heeled boots archery both I guess on my Patreon!

Paging @randomitemdrop for that sweet sweet multi-use footwear

Item: Thigh Boots of Quivering

Hello! I'm starting to free up some time, so I thought I'd open up some comms if anyone's interested! I'd love to draw your loadout or OC! 5 slots available for now, with some extra info in the sheet. You can reserve a spot by sending an email over to sdzprimes@gmail.com!

FUCK

RIP Kabosu, who inspired one of the most influential memes of all time; Doge.

2/11/2005 - 24/5/24

Important to know, she passed in a loving and quiet moment being pet by her owner while the sun shone through a window and the birds sang outside

Her owner says it's as if she simply drifted to sleep