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DerpMusic (OFFLINE)

@derpmusic / derpmusic.tumblr.com

The mod of this blog is a 20 year old male! Just so people don't have any discrepancies. When offline my name will say: DerpMusic (offline) When online it will say: DerpMusic RP blog along with other stuff. Note if you want to RP in private say so. Also any NSFW RP will be in private UPON REQUEST. Also there WILL NOT be any NSFW images on this blog! Lovely cover image was drawn by the lovely . Icon used was drawn by the BCC. This blog also has 5 multi-universe characters that are used at the moment. In universe 1: character: DerpMusic gender: Stallion age: 19 job: member of the royal guard/ retired assassin. Relationships: is married to general-ditzy, they have an adopted son Firejem. sexual orientation: straight. U1: married to general ditzy(general-ditzy) they have an adopted son Firejem. U2: married to shade (hornylittledragon) and have a child named crystal clarity. U3: dating wolfie. U4: fallout equestria-verse in a relationship with sapphire (mutual muse) U5: dating Orange Mist (ask-orangemist-and-QuickDraw) U6: dating Record (askdj-timelord) "Hello names Derp. Retired assassin. Any questions?" (DerpMusic is Semi-immortal meaning he'll take injuries but will quickly heal from it, death will come along with age(but will be ignored for some role plays. He is also very skilled in any form of fighting) Character: oasis springs sexual orientation: lesbian gender: mare race: pegasi age: 21 relationship: U1: fallout equestria-verse engaged to Miranda (Ullr) job: dj by night mostly asleep by morning. (Carries a pistol for safety) "Hi! My names oasis and I work as a DJ for a club named Starlite. Don't be afraid to ask any questions!" Character: Moonlight Mist age: 19 race: unicorn sexual orientation: bisexual gender: mare job: masseuse/bartender relationship: U1: fallout equestria-verse with in a relation ship with Ezra (askdjdraconicfallouteqestria)((the OTP))(more skilled with blades than guns) "Hello! And welcome to my own personal spa, part of the club Starlite! Be sure to ask some questions!" Character: Dusk age: 24 race: Earth pony sexual orientation: gay relationship: single Gender: stallion Job: bouncer for the club Starlite. [retired member of the guard] Character: Aura Age: 27 Race: earth pony Sexual Orientation: straight relationship: U1: in a relationship with white (cellist-tavi) U2: in a relationship with blackjack (alwaysbetonblckjack) Gender: Mare Job: medic for the club Starlite. Also a bar tender. (great in hand to hand combat) Muses: DerpMusic, oasis springs, moonlight dust, Dusk, Aura, pinkie pie, and cadence also note: my characters attitudes and sexualities will most likely change because of different universes! So the cocky used to be assassin derp could still be an assassin or never have been an assassin and is the most frightened character there is.
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This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

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alskgirl

holy shit

whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.

I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words.  This is awesome.

was not expecting that handstand jfc

im crying actual tears this is sheer beauty

especially because bc im indian and indian people dance like this as well

they truly captured the essence of our culture im laughing so hard

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE TUMBLR KNEW THAT THERE IS A PART 2

as an Indian who appreciates this kind of promotion of Daler Mehndi’s “tunak tunak tun”, i have to reblog this

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sinmenon

I’m posting the links here because the link keeps on a loop with adfly

IF YOU DRAW OR DESIGN Instead of PHOTOSHOP, try GIMP Instead of LIGHTROOM, try PAINT.DOT.NET Instead of ILLUSTRATOR, try INKSCAPE Instead of INDESIGN, try CANVA or SCRIBUS

IF YOU MAKE PICTURES MOVE Instead of PREMIERE, try DAVINCI RESOLVE Instead of ANIMATE/FLASH, try OPENTOONZ or BLENDER Instead of AFTER EFFECTS, try WAX, BLENDER or FUSION

IF YOU BUILD WEBSITES OR SOFTWARE Instead of DREAMWAVER, SPARK or XD, try WIX, WEEBLY, or WORDPRESS.COM or WORDPRESS.ORG

IF YOU DO STUFF THAT REQUIRES THESE OTHER PROGRAMS Instead of AUDITION, try AUDACITY Instead of ACROBAT PRO, try FOXIT READER or PDF ESCAPE Instead of INCOPY, try LOVING YOURSELF AND USING LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE (WHO USES THIS???)

IF YOU NEED STOCK PHOTOS OR FONTS Instead of ADOBE STOCK, try PEXELS, UNSPLASH, or PIXABAY Instead of ADOBE PHONTS, try GOOGLE FONTS or DAFONT

BONUS: If you need FREE MUSIC OR SOUND EFFECTS, try YOUTUBE AUDIO LIBRARY or SOUNDBIBLE

My bonuses:

IF YOU DRAW OR DESIGN Instead of PHOTOSHOP, try FIREALPACA , SAI , SKETCHBOOK or KRITA (these latter two are great!) Instead of LIGHTROOM, try PHOTOSCAPE

IF YOU MAKE PICTURES MOVE Instead of PREMIERE, try SHOTCUT Instead of ANIMATE/FLASH, try PENCIL2D ANIMATION, LIVE2D, OR E-MOTE

IF YOU NEED STOCK PHOTOS Instead of ADOBE STOCK, try MORGUEFILE.COM

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kai-wildfang

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

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camiluna27

i threw a rat at a god

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logo-comics

The best part? Pikachu is awake. Pokemon faint upon being defeated.

What Nurse Joy heard was more along the lines of “I threw a mouse at a god and the mouse won.”

what is a king to a god

what is a god to a ten year old with an electric mouse

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nentuaby

Maybe God shoulda rethought the Flying typing if he didn’t want his ass kicked  by an electric mouse.

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itsonlymike

Today I discovered Japanese skateboarder Isamu Yamamoto. Just when you think he’s done the video gets better and better.

Dude, what?

They’re from another planet with that.

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reblogged

😂😂😂😂 shaking his head.

I don't care about this saccharine Christian myth about guardian angel's and all that, but this comment? This comment wins:

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tsunamirains

god and jesus watching me trying to bang my guardian angel

Tumblr really has changed. There’s not a single Supernatural gif or even a reference to dean/cas on this post. are we really all too proud to remember our past?

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doubleca5t

Don't make us go back

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imlizy

To my twitch followers, make sure you install adblock so twitch’s new awful mandatory midroll ads don’t interrupt you at random!

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thehugwizard

For my twitch followers!!!!!

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mecasloth

I know nobody here watches me stream, but I wish for you to use an adblock on my streams. I made something like 5 dollars on ads from a year of streaming regularly. 

It looks like ublock origin works to block twitch ads, and honestly everybody should have ublock origin on anyway because it’s really useful.

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