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#It's Tenet logic 🤷🏻‍♂️

This story is one of the most bizarre I've ever come across

(or, the joke i’ve been waiting my whole life for)

[Image ID: five gifs of Pavitr Prabhakar sitting at a table with a cup of chai in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse:

GIF 1: Pavitr sitting at the table with an elderly South Asian woman smiling at him as she pours chai from a kettle into a cup. Pavitr narrates, “Quick break for a cup of chai with my Maya Aunty.”

GIF 2: Pavitr sitting across from Miles Morales in his Spider suit, Maya Aunty’s yellow scarf now draped around his neck. Miles is pouring the tea as he enthusiastically says, “I love chai tea.” Pavitr, in the middle of taking a sip, double-takes and slowly asks, “What did you just say?”

GIF 3: Pavitr enunciating Miles’ words as he sets his cup down between them, gesturing to it with a frustrated hand. Miles looks at him with wide eyes as he continues pouring chai into his cup. The subtitle reads, “Chai tea? Chai means tea, bro.”

GIF 4: A continuation of the previous gif, Pavir gesticulating wildly as he leans in, propping his forearms on the table as he says, “You’re saying tea-tea. Would I ask you for a coffee-coffee with room for cream-cream?” All the while, Miles’ cup is now overflowing with tea.

GIF 5: Pavitr giving Miles a deadpan look across the table, while Miles realizes his misstep and straightens for a minute before he slumps in apology. He continues to pour the chai, now dribbling over his end of the table. The subtitle reads, “Oh! No.”

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btw I'm still insanely pissed about adriana chechnik

no comment from twitch. no comment from lanovo. this is a debilitating life altering chronic injury and no way is she going to even get the payout she deserves from twitch or the convention center. (also again not to beat a dead horse but i guarantee you she would not have so many crushed bones and defiently would not have had so much nerve damage if security hadn't dragged her out of the pit and made her walk around)

mutuals this winter we are all doing this

horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses

this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.

and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake

what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous

fun fact, while most mini horses and ponies look fat, like the shetland above, some are genuinely just scaled down versions of regular horses

you look at this and think “wow that’s a horse i bet I could ride that” but you’d be wrong because this is an american shetty and it’s the size of a large dog

also fun fact, this is the world’s smallest horse, thumbelina

and this is the largest horse ever, brooklyn supreme

I would fucking die for Brooklyn Supreme

september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone

Well of course. We don’t wake him up until October 1st.

His dad is dead, just don’t.

In case anyone reading my blog is unaware, this is a reference to the Green Day song titled “Wake Me Up When September Ends” a song that Billie Joe Armstrong wrote following the death of his father in September of 1982 when Billie Joe was ten years old. The title of the song references his desire to sleep through September in an effort to get some emotional distance from the death of his father.

He’s since been open about the emotional difficulty of having written the song since many people now message him on October 1st to ‘wake him up’ despite the song being a memorial to his departed father.

It’s generally seen as respectful to not try to wake him up. Let him sleep and let him remember his father in peace.

reblogging again because the end of September is coming up. leave him alone.

Reblogging as a reminder to leave Billie Joe Armstrong the fuck alone on October 1st and any day after it if your message is going to contain anything to do with “waking” him up because September will be over.

Diet culture is hilarious and rad actually

rethink your weekend. Harder liquor on an emptier stomach is just what you need. Trust me, I’m a doctor.