regret /ɹɪˈɡɹɛt/ noun - sorrow aroused by circumstances beyond one's control or power to repair.

We finally did it, y’all! We’re married 💍

JUSTGIRLYTHINGS LESBIAN MARRIED!!!!

WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024

2/2

you already know what needs to be done.

"Final Victor"

He’s so cool

yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

i had to add these and i’m sure there are more

Oh… so THAT’S why I love Hockey.

Bonus: That weird phenomenon when dudes will grab a buddy to keep people on the other team from interfering with fights on the ice.

god these guys are so gay

Dude, hockey is so fucking gay.

the stanley cup playoffs said happy pride month

gotta add these because what is more beautiful than nathan mackinnon winning the stanley cup to defend his longtime crush sidney crosby’s honor and THEN attributing the win to staying in a hotel room that contains sid’s jersey number. who wrote this fic? (also: nate eats ass and sid is The ass of the nhl so…)

ok but sidney crosby looks like this:

and has an ass like this:

so i understand the thirst

Are we not even talking about the actualfacts kissing going on or…?

The rituals are intricate 😌

Memorial Cup 2013: Halifax Mooseheads’ Stefan Fournier kissed Jonathan Drouin after a goal, defies people to chirp him about it

more:

Fun Fact: The Halifax Mooseheads went on to win the Memorial Cup

(other notable players on the team included Nathan Mackinnon, Mackenzie Weegar, and Martin Frk)

And here’s Travis Green & Ziggy Palffy:

oh man @zambonding that article is such a gem this is the kind of sports journalism we need

btw can i also add that straight out of a romcom/bollywood movie moment where two hockey player’s laces get tangled up mid-game

While we do love men’s ice hockey, let’s give it up for the ladies with actual, adorable rivalry romances.

the nhl could never get on the level of women’s hockey. could hockey men do THIS:

(and now they have another daughter together LOOK AT THIS BLISS)

also if we thirstin’ about sidney crosby on this giant post, i have also got to point out the Power carly jackson holds…

in honor of the nhl’s “whole lot of fucking” november, here’s more tenderhorniness

and this extremely wholesome fight turned prom dance:

Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

forgot something

my oanges

A collection, for a well loved garf

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Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in

Sick of this shit it’s time to be a rotted cunt

you take a bath together ONE TIME