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“Robert Pattinson showed up with iPhone voice recordings and had already nailed the voice for ‘THE BOY AND THE HERON’ before recording started. It was his first ever voice role and he finished in 2 days.” (source)

Based off of a lil headcanon of mine that vessels like to fight eachother on sight like beetles

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

regular day:

bad day:

anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

when your roommate is a really handsome woman by 于钦然

Gonna be singing this (and this) all night.

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

One of the best writing advice I have gotten in all the months I have been writing is "if you can't go anywhere from a sentence, the problem isn't in you, it's in the last sentence." and I'm mad because it works so well and barely anyone talks about it. If you're stuck at a line, go back. Backspace those last two lines and write it from another angle or take it to some other route. You're stuck because you thought up to that exact sentence and nothing after that. Well, delete that sentence, make your brain think because the dead end is gone. It has worked wonders for me for so long it's unreal

Irondad Prompt #197:

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

i’ve waited one year to reblog this

>be me

>be having sex for the first time in two years.

>with a guy ive spent three years wanting to have sex with. first time together.

>spotify is on shuffle with a long queue

>just settled in to a new position. am about to get my dick sucked. things going great

>queue runs out because gay sex is longer than a long spotify queue

>spotify shuffles her options and out of over Four Thousand Songs offers up the most HONKY TONK BANJO MUSIC KNOWN TO MAN

>i mean honky tonk. I mean so honky tonk it loops around and becomes tonky honk.

>ruins my day.

I’m no wimp im no weenie i love country i love bluegrass but this song is the opposite of sex. you look up sex antonyms in the thesaurus and this song starts playing from the book.

me lurching upright to shut off think of what youve done by ricky skaggs and kentucky thunder mid sex

Song so honky tonk it doesnt exist outside of america

I bring a sort of "them Duke boys are in a whole heap 'a trouble this time" kind of vibe to the bedroom that my partner doesn't really like

voicemail from my boss: your performance is so abysmal we're not even firing you we've skipped straight to sending the GHOULS unit after you. may god have mercy on you

landlord from outside my door: oouuhhh auuhhhh hnnnn uhh nnhh eeee heee heee (wheezing in pain from bear trap i placed for him)

me humminh to myself at my computer: iiii wanna rocking roll all niiight. and part of every day :) alexa google "hunter biden spit for sale"

I thought wikipedia had an article for "carbon monoxide posting", but I just misread poisoning