PLEASE EMPLOYMENT JELLY
i hope bi women stay safe forever and ever
thanks my whole school thinks im a furry now because i forgot i had these on oh no
OOPS. İ. DİD İT AGAİN
İ have not spoken 2 words to this boy, but god, he thinks im filthy weeb
cant wait to end up in the same class as him next year,,,,
UPDATE: i sent him some memes of a badly turkish translated porn pop up add and i think he blocked me
we get along now! :D
:0 :O
oh wow and do think i was terrified of this lad not even a few months ago.
Oh yeah while we are talking about my boyfriend who i love and adore, here are the posts i made about him before we even started dating :’D the whole thing takes place within the span of a year or two
This pains me
it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.
you can only reblog this today.
I always have to start the New Years with this picture.
2020
you play league of legends? AND world of warcraft? lol, wow.
Just watch, it’s worth it.
wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?
Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever
YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣
HoLy FuCk
1) I LOVE HIS ACCENT. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.
2) PLEASE WATCH THIS. I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS. JUST WATCH X’D
oh my god I cannot breathe
I literally choked at the end.
“…I’m not sure-”
i’m in tears rn this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all year
Unmute !
i had no choice
so no one was gonna tag me in this huh
I was gonna joke "mom phineas and ferb are gaslighting me" then realized they kind of do technically gaslight candace and now I am losing my mind
phineas and ferb literally actively TELL linda that candace is telling the truth in many episodes. often they tell her "we built a rocket today" or some shit. it's linda who doesn't take any of her children seriously; she believes that candace makes things up or exaggerates and that phineas and ferb are playing pretend. on top of everythinf else going on i can NOT accept phineas and ferb slander on my dash today
PERIOD