I’m bouta break bad 

i need to raise $447 to get my license reinstated, so for every $10 i’ll be releasing yet another cursed image previously securely contained in my inbox of horrors

starting with the pic of the foot with tiny mouths

all right you deviants, as promised: 

next up: Mr. Peanut in a pink thong

you utter aberrants! Have it:

Coming soon: choice of 🦷 on a 🌽, or 🦆🐍, take your pick

you greedy little hussies

i tell ya what, next up yer getting photos of bad taxidermy from local museums. no this is not a negotiation 

why do these exist

my license was revoked also i experience boredom and disdain so

I look at the corn teeth and I almost feel a spark of emotion inside me

yes good! repulsion that is repulsion 

I'M GONNA LOSE MY MINDDDDDD

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

Huh

Huh

Huh

Hhhhhhh

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

GUYS WE NEED HELP TO FIX IT

The Balance!

I’m tempted to just reblog and not like it

OMG

It’ll be spring soon enough, right? ig: cooldogmom

When will they learn

quarantine moods ive seen:

when people unfollow me it’s like aha u were thinking about me ;)

Imma tell you what I wish someone told me 10 years ago as a lonely adhd kid: being annoying is a minor irritation at worst. Being excited about something is ok, you probably aren’t annoying anyone, and even if you are that’s ok too. As long as you don’t do it on purpose, the possibility of irritating someone should not stop you from expressing yourself.

Once again: Being annoying is a minor irritation at worst. Express yourself. Take up space.

IM TORN INTO PIECES

look at this cursed ass kitchen drawer I just saw on google images

i go to the kitchen at 3 am to drink a gallon of water and the ghost in my house pulls this out and pulverizes both my shins in one fell swoop

Perfect spot

(via)

me: hey friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats up me: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu

just now realized the implication is the person was about to light themselves on fire. i’ve had this tagged as #me for months thinking it was just a post about loving gasoline