I am in DD ME xo hell. 😁

@missannaraven look!

Ha ha, I love it! 😍

Sure, chocolate and peanut butter are a great combo, but have you ever tried

And

This… just happened. It wasn’t my fault, I swear!

Why are these fools in the shower in their undies? No clue. You can see the undie-less version under the cutoff, though!

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The Real Mass Effect (Manip)

MAKE ME CHOOSE anonymous asked: doug judy or kevin

Fav glow-boy 

(Kind of a redraw of this… )

“The patient appears to be… human.”

“I’m going to fucking die here.”

here’s the love I never show you; cold that drifts away never to be known [x]

Mshenko for mermay! This Selkie!Shep and Mer!Kaidan is starting to get a fully fleshed out story lol

Kaidan FlashFic: John

Hey look! I wrote something for Kaidan Appreciation Week! The goal is to write a drabble for each of my Kaidan relationships through the course of the week. Starting off with John from my mShenga Universe.

Kaidan doesn’t fall in love with John the first time he sees him but he knows that he will.  He’d have to be blind not to see how beautiful the man is but the things he loves most are the ones that are easy to miss.  The way he curls both hands around a mug of hot coffee.  The way his nose wrinkles when he’s irritated.  Loving John is not immediate but inevitable.

Holy unity y'all

but did kaidan alenko ever actually manage to fix that pesky console?

Kaidan’s gaze was fixed on the blinking LED in front of him, but he was hyper aware that Shepard was somewhere just behind him. He lifted a hand to fiddle with a perfectly-functioning dial, pretending not to notice Shepard approaching.

“That console’s still giving you some trouble, I see.”

Kaidan straightened, rubbed the nervous sweat from his brow. “Yeah. There’s a continuous loop inversion somewhere that I’m having trouble isolating.”

Shepard nodded. “Well, if anyone can figure it out, it’s you; I have faith in you, Alenko.”

“Thanks, Commander,” Kaidan said. He allowed himself a brief, calm smile although his heart was racing.

“And until then, I guess we’ll keep running into each other.” Shepard smiled, and Kaidan hoped he wasn’t imagining the warmth in it. “Carry on, Lieutenant.”

When Shepard was gone, Kaidan spent a few more minutes tweaking controls that didn’t need it, reading runtime protocols that showed perfect results. He was being foolish, he knew, but those brief, relaxed moments when Shepard stopped to talk had come to mean a lot to him.

Which meant that the ‘faulty’ console was going to stay ‘broken’ for a good while yet, and if anyone stopped to ask about it he had a headful of complex engineering terms to throw at them until they went away.

Anyone, that is, except Shepard.

Waking up next to Kaidan Alenko like…

He always said biotics ran hot, but you never really believed him until you started sleeping together. Each morning a battle of staying beneath the covers, sweltering, or throwing them off and risking waking him. You always wake first.

A heavy sigh, one long drawn breath and a slow release signaling he was awake. His throaty, husky voice whispering ‘morning,’ before placing a soft kiss on your cheek.

Sleepy, whiskey brown eyes find yours, the crows feet along the edges crinkling as he gives you that damn dazzling smile. Yeah, the one that makes your stomach do funny things.

After that it’s lazy kisses, contented sighs and strong arms wrapping around you, holding you tight, never letting you go. And you think to yourself, theres no better way to wake up, no one you’d rather have at your side than Kaidan.

Eek! Noticed horrible stuff nobody cares about but myself in my final piece, updated DeviantArt and my post - here’s just a Kaidan close-up for your trouble.

kaidan learned to hold on tight