It’s a baby bat ray brunch! Using plate-like teeth to grind and chew their sustainable seafood, these youngsters will grow quickly into their role as majestic sea flap flaps.

OK Baby bat ray eating salmon is my new favorite thing.

Mini majestic flapflap do a monch.

LOOK! AT! HIS! FEETS!!!

Long exposure of a plane taking off

nah son thats rainbow road

So fucking cute.

the bear just agrees to start jumping with him like “alright yeah let’s do that”

Animals are awesome

Sometimes it’s good to talk to strangers.

“… Sorry for saying BJ at the Oxfam Gala.” – Mae Martin on biphobia

Unmute !

PEEKABOO!

This added three years to my life.

In your 20s, you’re a snack.

In your 30s, you’re a bombshell.

In your 40s, you’re a vixen.

In your 50s+, you’re THAT bitch.

Don’t let gross men and the media make you believe beauty ends in your early twenties.

more of this randomness

It Knows the Power It Wields 🖨

— Warsan Shire

The Haunting of Hill House summarized in one meme

HEY. HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG.

WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU.

I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

them: the first step toward fixing a problem is knowing you have it

me, continuing to be completely dysfunctional despite my astoundingly high level of self-awareness: okay fucker what’s the next step

They Know What They Like

I am the DM, and our ranger has gotten into a duel with an elf in a gladiatorial arena. Both him and the elf are rolling low, making the duel rather awkward and slow, and I have also been rolling for crowd reaction to each attack. This has also been low. Also, the elf has gotten mad, and has abandoned any sense of strategy. 

Ranger: I try to attack him. *Rolls low*

Me: You miss. *Rolls low for crowd reaction* The crowd is not impressed. In retaliation, the elf tries to knee you in the groin with his spiked knee armor. *Rolls a 14* He hits you. Your groin is injured for the rest of the duel, and you take [number] damage. How does the crowd react?

*Rolls a 16*

Crowd: *Goes wild*

I just thought this set of tweets was really important.