nothing is funnier than furudate poor-little-meow-meow-fying adult akaashi. he really said “i’m going to make this man sit by the trash in his mangaka’s hallway at 10 pm at night and that is just going to be his life now” i’m so obsessed with akaashi it’s not even funny

little gon found some ducks🦆🦆🦆

scintilla

sakusa x reader

a love story—from summer, to spring.

you and your salt-soaked pillows, it becomes a nightly ritual.

you can't exactly explain why it weighs on your heart so, not when you've known since the beginning what you and atsumu were. and maybe you were naive, your faint hopes of blossoming romance dwindling with each empty bed, each silent car ride, each one worded response. bombastic and fantastic, what follows is the equivalent of an empty candy shell, blown glass the shape of midnight makeouts and splotchy wisteria, forget-me-not shaped bruises on the pulse of your throat.

he is fickle-hearted towards the things he does not love. he only has room for so much, after all, for volleyball and his brother and his future and all the things you are not—all the things you cannot be.

miya atsumu isn't yours. he can't be, not when you have never been his.

take-out menus aren’t meant for ordering

There is a take-out menu laying on the empty counter of Onigiri Miya, spread out completely flat so that it is no longer in its trifold state. The paper has a nice gloss to it, giving an even sheen when underneath the low lights. Its pages are filled with professional pictures of the food offered, appetizing from a single glance and even more-so with the descriptions added underneath them.

But, sitting at the counter and staring at the empty spaces on the page, Atsumu isn’t looking to order. At this point in time, he’s too frustrated to even think about eating. He makes sure his struggle is known, groaning just loud enough so that his brother can hear him.

And, by the fifth prolonged sigh, his brother notices.

Osamu thinks it’s annoying. Really annoying. He wonders why his brother always decides to settle all his baggage into his restaurant instead of actually finding guidance from a trained professional.

(Free therapy, he thinks. He should give himself a raise for having to deal with his brother when he’s working behind the counter.)

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CLUBBING W THE MIYA TWINS + @bbytetsu + @ahtsumu

genuinely my fave thing about HxH is that literally every single person who interacts with the protag is like “wow you are kind of fucked up. why are you so fucked up, little man?” and he’s just like :D and then they’re like “wild. keep on rockin’ you funky little freak” and the kid is like “yes sir i will sir thank you!!!”

Tumblr is actually a nightclub and we all are the drunk girls in the bathroom being besties

hey i made a quiz that’ll tell u which hq boy hates u 

a birthday gift for myself! 🥳🥳

@star-puff​ @citrussweetie​

狗巻棘 / 呪術廻戦

@obitosheart

AWKWARD SEX MOMENTS WITH JJK MEN

— warning: NSFW, 69-ing??, oral (m. receiving), degradation, gn! reader.

NANAMI

In the heat of the moment, Nanami got super excited and proposed to you whilst you were on top. You had only been dating two months...

GOJO

You pull his trousers down to go down on him only to realise his pubic hair was very long and ... braided? He reaches down and pulls on the braided tail, swinging it around: “look!”

GETO

He lied about his star sign to get into your pants and posted about it on his finsta... your friend screenshotted the post and sent it to you.

TOJI

He farted while 69ing and carries on, meanwhile you’re struggling to breathe through the stench of the barely digested spicy steak he had had for dinner.

CHOSO

This powerful cursed spirit screams like a cat when you place a vibrator on his balls.. and he also thinks it’s cute to meow instead of moan when he finishes.

PRINCIPAL YAGA OF TOKYO

He forgot to ‘switch off’ his corpse doll, and so just as he was about to finish, the doll comes rushing over and KO’s him out cold. He’s lying limp in your arms as you try to wake him up and the doll watches a few metres away with a grin on its face.

PRINCIPAL GAKUGANJI OF KYOTO

His urologist made him cum.

NAOYA ZENIN

Always takes degradation a little too far. He’d have the best sex of his life only to find himself blocked on all platforms.