Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.

Fuck grass, clover is a nitrogen fixing legume and dandelions are super useful. Be the weeds. Grow on concrete in defiance of those who would thwart you.

It’s also greener where you bury a body

This post really goes for a ride.

It’s also greener where you lay the astroturf. Fake it ‘til you make it.

Wholesome World Of Warcraft

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

my son

is your dad a tragic 19th century French author

This was exactly what I expected and more

if you were wondering why this Flamingo is doing a fancy shimmy, it’s stirring up the water to flush tiny animals out of the sand! and then it is time for flamingo lunch.

since all kinds of vintage/older things have been making combacks can tech companies bring back colorful clear plastic that shows the insides? that would be so sexy

sexy

@bardilfula

It IS sexy

Pacific Rim has a Build-Your-Own-Jaeger feature on their website. Some folks haven’t taken it as seriously as I suspect the PR folks thought they would.

CANADA WE ARE ALWAYS SO SORRY

HOLY SHIT I FOUND EVEN MORE. 

They just keep getting better..

when I feel down, I look for this post

HOW CAN YOU FORGET THE BEST

zamboni rage is my favorite

“Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend.” #MLKDay #MartinLutherKingJr — 💙 RG: @HankWillisThomas ‘Love Over Rules,’ neon sculpture via @BrooklynMuseum #HankWillisThomas #LoveOverRules

a shoes off house

the package

How to get your pig hole wrecked in a god honoring way

I hate when rich companies ask poor people to donate to poor people.

Especially donating to the charity thru the company. You donate. The company gets to write it off like Its their donation.

Every time a company promises to match donations up to a certain amount, they’re saying they can easily donate that much but are withholding those funds until they can leverage that donation into something that benefits their bottom line.

Mmm top tier level when they make you feel like it’s your fault that their donation quota hasn’t been reached yet, and now you’re the aggressor.

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen

Me forcing my friends to enjoy John Wick:

So it appears that Autodesk did a thing.

Go nuts, my friends.

this is my favorite art program. it’s *much* more intuitive than photoshop/gimp or corel paintshop, but it still has the full functionality of a digital art program (layers, brush stabilizer, etc.). it’s not overwhelming to start on like practically every other decent art program I’ve tried, you can just pick a brush and start drawing as if it were paper if you want. plus you can download extra brushes for free! and they publish free art tutorials pretty regularly

ANYONE looking for a free art program: worth looking into.

YALL I LOVE THIS PROGRAM, especially the ipad version!! and i’m psyched that i don’t have to pay $30 a year for it anymore!!!

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