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LUwU

@mas-que-loucura-menina

Quem acha Gotham barra pesada nunca veio pro Rio. Call me Lu (she/her /INFP/ 🇧🇷 ) I mostly reblog stuff and sometimes post things mostly about batfam.
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Barbara: Okay guys, I need your full legal name for the for these files.

Tim: Timothy Jackson drake Wayne

Dick: Richard John Grayson Wayne

Damian: Damian Al ghul wayne

Jason: Jason Peter Todd Knight Haywood Al Ghul of Endless Wayne.

Barbara, Tim, Damian, Dick: 👁️👄👁️

Jason: what?

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perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

this is what i mean

To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit

This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!

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tetrafelino

Brazilian words for penis ranked by how big they make the dick sound (biggest -> smallest)

1. Jiromba

2. Caralho

3. Jeba

4. Rola

5. Cacete

6. Pau

7. Pika

8. Piroca

9. Pinto

10. Pênis*

11. Bilau

12. Pirulin

13. Piu piu

*I consider pênis to be absolute phallo-neutrality, therefore it represents the median size here - making it so that there's only three words for truly small dicks in this ranking.

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

  • Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
  • There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
  • Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
  • The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
  • There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
  • The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
  • Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
  • Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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rivkann

Like to charge, reblog to cast

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wilwheaton

Honestly? They had me at "Trump dies".

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here-n-queer

I like how you said “when” and not “if” is there something you wish to share with the class?

Yes, it's called self confidence.

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ochibrochi

i'm surprised on how quickly i warmed up to damian's 2021 redesign, but i wish they kept his combat boots! i feel like they're just as iconic as his hood-cape when it comes to his signature look 💔

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