mon amour

Jeanette Winterson, from ‘The Passion’

Tumblr feels so different without the boops

I hope the boop button never leaves this is so fun.

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"

okay you werent supposed to know that

u know when something wont send for ages and ages but when it finally sends it goes 40 times. thanks for nothing technology you bastard.

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LORD OF THE RINGS DAY

happy sauron defeated to all who celebrate

happy birthday to the love of my life!! <3 ⭐️

Lesson 1: don’t talk to the children during nap time. 

Filmer: “Go to sleep.” Kitten: “No” Filmer: “Go to sleep!” Kitten: “No!” Filmer: “GO TO SLEEP.” Kitten: “NO!”

Oh my god

its that time of year again tumblrinas and i have a proposal that will knock your nuts clean off

any questions?

what’s on your mane, dad

yet Brutus says he was problematic, and Brutus is an honorable man…

I thrice presented him a kingly crown,

Which he did thrice refuse: was this problematic?

Yet Brutus says he was problematic;

And, sure, he is an honourable man

I come to cancel Caesar, not to stan him

He was my mutual, faithful and just to me

But Brutus says he was problematic;

And Brutus is an honourable man.

He hath brought many hot takes to my dash

Whose notifs did the general discourse fill:

Did this in Caesar seem problematic?

Friends, mutuals, countrymen, do not scroll past

@if-you-come-a-knockin

Friends, mutuals, countrymen, do not scroll past;

I come to cancel Caesar, not to stan him.

The cringe posts that men make live after them;

The nuance oft interred with their bones;

So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus

Hath told you Caesar was problematic:

If it were so, it was a grievous fault,

And grievously hath Caesar answer’d it.

Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest–

For Brutus is an honourable man;

So are they all, all honourable men–

Come I to comment on Caesar’s call-out post.

He was my mutual, faithful and just to me:

But Brutus says he was problematic;

And Brutus is an honourable man.

He hath brought many hot takes to my dash

Whose notifs did the general discourse fill:

Did this in Caesar seem problematic?

When that anons have cried, Caesar hath wept:

Toxicity should be made of sterner stuff:

Yet Brutus says he was problematic;

And Brutus is an honourable man.

You all did see that on the Tumblr Blaze

I thrice presented him a kingly crown,

Which he did thrice refuse: was this problematic?

Yet Brutus says he was problematic;

And, sure, he is an honourable man.

I speak not to start discourse with Brutus,

But just to provide some context on his call-out post.

You all did stan him once, not without cause:

What cause withholds you then, to follow him?

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

#2, Brute?

UNMUTE OMG

This is really not okay.

I think some people fail to realize that men can be sexually assaulted, too, and not just by other men. This girl shoves him against the wall and slaps him three fucking times when he pushes her away. Heck, he has to push her away twice before she backs off for a moment. Then she goes right back to kissing him.

If the genders were reversed, everyone on this site would be flipping a shit. And if anyone dares to tell me that it’s different when a girl does it to a guy, I will personally write you a three-page essay on why it is still not okay.

I’m just going to REBLOG this all the fucking time

I SWEAR I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS.

This is not okay. Gender does not matter. Forcing someone will never be okay. Never.

I’m looking at every single one of my 290+ followers right now, and I’m expecting you to reblog this.

Hey I hope you all reblog this AND DON’T IGNORE THIS.

Women can be just as abusive as men, despite what society tells you.

This is the post that brought my attention to the abuse of men. I hope it can help someone else.

Someone who follows me better reblog this.

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!!

P REACH!!!

She hits him and still thinks she’ll get some? Abusive AND dumb!

If you see this post then you need to STOP SCROLLING because you can look at the cute cat pictures later. REBLOG and spread the word because this is VERY IMPORTANT. Everyone should be aware that forcing someone and making them do things without their consent is wrong regardless of their gender.

Reblog this!!

I will never be okay with the way society has laid everything out by gender. this is just one of the many proofs that we think that way because none of this should need to be said.

GENDER DOES NOT MATTER, RACIST DOESN’T MATTER, NONE OF THAT BULLSHIT MATTERS THIS IS NOT OKAY!

I wish there was more we could do to stop this altogether because it’s sick! I’m truly sorry for the guy in the clip. No one, and I mean NO ONE should go through this.

I'll never not see this and not reblog it