It Me

Hamlet but during all of his soliloquies he rolls around like Draco Malfoy in A Very Potter Musical

you people will reblog anything

rewatching the same funny video over and over again like a king ordering his court fool to keep repeating the same joke until I stop slapping my belly and chortling heartily

heres the original version

why the fuck would i check my email, thats where the fucking emails are

Mom’s potato staring at me across the room

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like

listening to electra heart 1,000 times when i was 14 made me evil

Pride and Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright 

“Not all men” you’re right. Mr. Wickham would do something way worse

Away from the flock

Okay so the art is BREATHAKING but the lower image is fucking hilarious.

Me: *starts returning to coping strategies I abandoned before quarantine*

My old hyperfixations:

hello i’m hoziest and this is my song i’m already in church

This post implies the existence of Hozey, who is not at church and has no desire to go.