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Sleepy

I can’t fucking stop being utterly transfixed by this gif I think this is how cocomelon babies feel when they see dancing strawberries

yo watch this

comment on the new ghostbusters redlettermedia video

Day 13: KILL

Total Time: 2hr 39min

Version with extra JPG compression under the cut.

I got a tumblr, it really was quite great

I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.

I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.

Then they went and banned me, ‘cause all I ate was pussy.

I signed up on tumblr, I didn’t know what to expect.

I thought I could just post and not worry about being fact checked

But once my posts went viral, no one saw my genius

Now all they do is reblog and say “kung pow penis.”

I’m a YA book author, I have a tumblr too

I post a lot of info, for my tumblypoos

But then one day my time was up, I read it on the clock

And now my most famous post is about how I love cock

i made a tumblr, and it didnt go great

whenever i make a post, all i get is hate

arguing with strangers, it really is a slog

i know all about politics, i run a hentai blog

One day I made a Tumblr, now I've been here ten years,

I've stayed through every update that left the userbase in tears,

And I don't regret a second, for here's the truth, you see:

I'm not locked in here with you, friend; you're locked in here with me.

time management when you have adhd feels like this

Oh. My. God. That’s exactly it

Alternatively:

!!!!!!! YOU’RE RIGHT !!!!!!!

Or just ‘Dawn of some day what time is it.”

May I present the third mood of time management w/ ADHD

YES!!!

this is probably my favorite post ever

for your consideration

Socialization at work time! Coworker decided to hold Ruckus in weird positions; he wasn't too certain about that nonsense.

I also weighed him today. He turned 9 weeks old yesterday and he is 5.25 pounds

brutalist candy cane

rare pencil drawn Spams

Spam milk man. :)

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when the function has leaves and berries

my contributions to this spamton themed magma