when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

things im scared will climb through my window at night: clowns, nosferatus, the river strid,

me eating from a costco rotisserie chicken and tossing strips to my cats like some medieval duke in his banquet hall feeding his favored hunting hounds

aww do you feel dead inside too? we should be friends lol

ha. i knew cheese on a burger frog would win you bitches over

you were using him

i hate you

ok

go fetch

being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i'm right

How i sleep knowing I’ll never bring a child into this world

this youtube thumbnail makes me lose control

these aren’t delusions they’re my little bit of swag

Let's irresponsibly breed a dog together!

Share as much as possible that dog gotta be atrocious by the end of the week

We're doing great, guys!

you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation