Princess Kenzie's Magical Kingdom

Classic Zelda art

hehehe 😈

hahaha 😈

Very good posting Elon

Oh it got better

‘there’s no platonic explanation for this’

buddy you wouldn’t believe what kind of platonic explanations im capable of

NEW POKEMON CONFIRMED FOR XY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NAMES AS OF YET, BUT IT IS BELIEVED TO BE AN ELECTRIC/ICE TYPE!!!!!!!! POPULAR FAN NAMES ARE “BLUE PIKACHU", “ICELECTRIC", AND “GAY SHITTY IDIOT".

Literally me

i'm too autistic to go to the barcade they have the big tvs at the bar playing anime while i sip on a repulsive redbull and gin shaking my gf off my shoulder every time she puts down her fight stick and tries to get me to suck her dick in the bathroom babe i can't. gon's journey just took an unexpected emotional turn

screenshots of despair

I salute the flag.

nobody understands my humor

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

dril and xkcd are at opposite ends of a spectrum slowly working to collaboratively post about every possible topic

xkcd-coded response:

dril-coded response:

when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance