Sarah toe nun will not be forgotten
Can't believe I missed Halloween here...
being a jack of all trades master of none is actually so awesome bc i can make the shittest clay sculpture and the ugliest drawing and the sloppiest painting and the worst hand stitches and the wonkiest earrings and it's like. who cares + now im surrounded by lots of different silly things i made with love and care etc
My great uncle, who loved cooking and engineering and traveling and far too many other things, always used to say:
"Among the cooks, I am the best engineer, and among the engineers I am the best cook."
I love that. It's one of the things I try to live by.
The full idiom is
"Jack of all trades, master of none, but better that, than a master of one."
*Coughs really loudly*
And then everyone clapped and cheered and I got a standing ovation cuz I’m so funny.
We are 0.1% closer to having a corporation using slurs in an ad
every time adrien agreste’s design gets stupider i get stronger. and baby i’m becoming more powerful by the day
@marimbles me rn
therapist: the semihemidemisemiquaver isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
the semihemidemisemiquaver:
anyways here's a quick doodle of a tvman from the skibidi toilets youtube series
I was today years old when I learned that Tim Burton is still alive and didn't live and die in the 1800-1900
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
An actual World Heritage Post
how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it
one week until ten years of Spiders Georg
game
put in the tags how much money it would take for you to eat 4 of these horrible things in one sitting
rodney i think the pokemon battle guy is trying to flirt with you
you guys are trying to bait me into eating shit in a pokémon battle and it's only working a little
Ask Game
Send me an emoji and I’ll answer!
🥳: When is your birthday?
😱: What’s your biggest phobia?
🤕: Any major injuries?
😂: What makes you laugh?
🫦: Got a type?
💔: Have you ever been heatbroken?
🎵: What’s your favorite song?
🏳️🌈: Birth gender and chosen gender?
🏳️: Where are you from?
🤩: What amazes you every time?
🐶: Any pets?
😡: What makes you mad?
😳: What supposed you the most recently?
👻: Are you afraid of ghosts?
👾: Do you like video games?
🤡: Any embarrassing stories?
👩🍼: Where were you born?
👓: Do you need glasses or contacts?
🐤: What’s your favorite animal?
💐: What’s your favorite flower?
✨: What does your name mean?
☀️: Favorite summer activity?
🍎: Favorite food?
🥜: Are you allergic to anything?
🍼: Do have or want to have children?
⚽️: Favorite sport?
🦯: Do you have any disabilities?
📱: What does your phone case look like?
❓: What has always puzzled you?
😭: What always makes you cry?
👽: Do you believe in any conspiracies?
🦾: Do you have any artificial limbs?
🕸️: Opinion on bugs?
🍀: How lucky do you consider yourself?
🎄: Favorite holiday?
🌊: Do you like the ocean?
🍭: Favorite sweet?
🥤: Favorite drink?
I kinda want to make this into a chain thing for my friends:
1: March 15th
2: No real phobias but I still struggle with sleeping in the dark, also I hate being alone at home- I get scared and depressed easily.
3: I cracked my first rib and sprained my whole right shoulder during Krav Maga practice one time. I now have permanently pinched nerves under my shoulder blade and I’m forever extremely tight under there. To this day, I can’t over so lifting things or my shoulder aches sharply.
4: My students: all of them have just turned one and they all have big personalities in little bodies.
5: Passionate about what they do, smart, kind, nerdy, physically strong but, more bear like in body type- bearded too
6: Yes, by my own father. He betrayed the family and my parents got a divorce. I felt something break inside my chest that day.
7: Currently, Revolting Children from Matilda the Musical
8: Female
9: United States, Florida
10: That man can be so stupid yet so fascinating
11: 3 pets: a turtle and two fish
12: When people are intentionally hurtful, harmful, and rude to innocent people, especially children
13: How much I would love being a baby teacher instead of my 5 y/o’s.
14: No
15: yeah their cool, but I don’t play that many
16: the first cake I ever made, I misread the recipe and put 2 cups of salt instead of sugar. This is also how we found out I needed glasses.
17: United States, Washington State
18: glasses
19: turtle
20: sunflower
21: noble woman, pretty lady, princess
22: swimming
23: salmon poke bowl with boiled egg, red onion, pineapple, shredded crab, avocado, shrimp sauce and crispy onions and rice
24: All dairy ( anything made with milk), almonds
25: I want children, 3 is my limit
26: swimming
27: no
28: flowers with a butterfly ring socket
29: math
30: thinking of all the mistreated kids in the world
31: Area 51 is hiding SOMETHING. Not sure if it’s really aliens but something shady is going on there.
32: no
33: their cool, just don’t live in my house
34: pretty mid. Not lucky enough to win the lotto but enough to have an ok life
35: Christmas
36: I like the Ocean because it’s pretty but I do not like the experience of the beach
37: toffee
38: Taro bubble tea, chocolate milk
I tag @happytheoristdreamer
Thank you for the tag @turtleskele
1: September
2: Arachnophobia
3: I broke my right middle finger when I was playing touch football… If that counts.
4: Stuff that entertains me.
5: Funny, passionate, and has a desire to experience life.
6: Yes.
7: I have too many.
8: Female
9: United States
10: The audacity that people can have without being aware of their own shortcomings.
11: Cat
12: Awful people
13: I have no clue what this question is…
14: Depends. Yeah I can be a weenie, so what.
15: Yes
16: I have many.
17: United States, California
18: None
19: Cat
20: Sunflower
21: Gazelle or Gracious
22: I don’t get favorite summer activities…At best I hope to have more time.
23: Sushi, ramen, olives, fried rice, and mix veggies with melted butter on top.
24: No
25: No and No
26: Basketball and baseball
27: No
28: Plain safety orange case
29: The way society has dictated and molded us in a way we are truly not, but we have to be.
30: Inhumane stuff
31: Yes
32: No
33: Nice to look at but don’t let it be near or around me.
34: Lucky enough to have a good life but every other category is not so hot. I’ve learned a lot and still am. Just not the same lessons, I know better.
35: My birthday
36: Yes and no.
37: Milk chocolate
38: Coffee, water, teas, stout beers, and dirty rogers.
I tag @shythegreenskeleton
Thanks for tagging me!
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1) June 20th
2) Heights
3) I have broken limbs before
4) Mainly watching cats or dogs being silly
5) My type is (for men) someone that can pick me up, (for women) someone that has long hair for me to brush and help style.
6) Yes, I have
7) One of my favorite songs is Song of the Sea
8) AFAB - I actually prefer They/them but I'll use she/her
9) Born in America but I'm mixed blooded
10) Watching cotton candy be made
11) Two cats - Lucy and Totoro
12) Abuse of any kind and Bigots
13) My mother bought home a kitten (Totoro)
14) Yes, I don't mess with the supernatural
15) Yes, though I don't play them as much as I use to
16) When I was around seven or more I was obsessed with Jack skeleton I would tell anyone who would listen to me about how I was going to marry him one day
17) I was born in a taxi on the way to a hospital
18) Glasses, though I don't wear them
19) My favorite animal is a jellyfish!
20) Sunflowers, when I was young my father used to have some growing in his garden
21) My name (First) is a version of the word meaning Moon
22) Going to the beach and collecting seashells and rocks
23) For (snacks) it's cashews, and For (dinner/lunch) fried fish
24) I'm allergic to Bees and wasps
Senate 25) I have had children and I don't want anymore
26) My favorite sport is Hockey (I don't play any sports)
27) Chronic pain and PTSD
28) My phone case is pure black (I'm planning to buy a sticker to decorate it)
29) How some people could be so hateful towards others
30) Seeing a hurt or dead animal
31) I don't know if this is a conspiracy theory but I believe that humans aren't the only senate beings on Earth
32) No I don't have any artificial limbs
33) As long as they leave me alone I don't bother with them
34) Mixed luck (Both bad and Good)
35) Halloween
36) I love the Ocean
37) My favorite sweet is caramel ice cream
38) Mango Smoothies and Blackberry GingerAle
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Tagging:
- January 25
- Not comfortable with saying it, but my second biggest is heights
- Uhhh, I don’t think so? Unless twisting your ankle counts
- Clever animal voiceovers or puns & the occasional dad joke
- Kind, patient, understanding and tolerant towards my silliness or also being silly with me. Not too picky with looks as long as they’re neat & clean
- Hmm….I don’t think so? No
- Oh that changes a lot, but it’s currently Hunger by TheFatRat
- A girl and still am, but I don’t mind people using they/them for me
- I was born in America but I’m Viet
- Seeing the stars
- No, but I would like to have a cat when I feel ready for the responsibility
- People being close-minded & disrespectful in general. Oh, and hurting others for no reason or a bad reason/excuse
- Having to practice driving with other passengers in the back
- No…? Unless they’re here to harm me, I can live with ‘em
- Yes, even though I haven’t played any (unless you count the arcade)
- I accidentally called my grandmother mom while speaking Vietnamese
- In a hospital
- Yup
- Cats is one of ‘em
- It’s between water lilies & lotus flowers
- Birthday or birth of the lord
- Reading inside the house with a cold cup of juice
- I have a lot of favourites, but one of it is hotpot
- No
- In the future maybe?
- Badminton 🏸
- No (I think)
- Blue with a cute mandala design on it
- Most innuendos, sometimes I get, but mostly not
- Seeing/hearing others cry or suffer (even if it’s just a movie)
- Nope
- No
- They’re ok, colourful & fluffy moths are my favourite
- Eh…50% I guess?
- Halloween
- Oh definitely
- Twix is one of ‘em
- Boba tea🧋
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1. August 14!
2. Problaby the ocean, not sure
3. Don't think so, unless a sprained ankle counts
4. Almost anything- But people saying things wrongs gets me everytime :P
5. Ain't picky look-wise (but androgynous is top notch), but personality-wise I guess caring and loving, and that don't mind my nonsense rambles
6. Not... Really? Hard to explain.
7. Changes a lot, but arms Tonite and wrecking ball by Mother Mother rn
8. Amab and still male (derogatory)!
9. Brazil!
10. The indomitable human spirit and kindness
11. 3 cats! Marquinhos, Moreno and Lara
12. Slandering my friends or just unnecessary violence
13. Lara (the cat) learning to jump in the window just a few hours ago
14. A bit...
15. A lot!
16. Yeh, but don't wanna tell it rn, it's a bit personal-
17. Still Brazil!
18. I needed some years ago, maybe need, but I ain't using, so I guess not
19. Snakes! Danger noodles~
20. That one that can't photosyntethyze, so they steal from other plants
21. Just a nickname two friends gave me that I like.
22. Playing games as always, not really a outgoing person
23. Ice cream prob, or lasagna when well done
24. I though I was allergic to shrimp, but I am not
25. Not really have nor want. Maybe in a far future, but not soon
26. Volley!
27. Not really
28. Just a simple blue one
29.
30. Kindness in general, or in a more sad way, not being able to help my friends
31. Kinda? A bit, but not full
32. They're nice as long as they're away from me!
33. A bit more lucky than the normal person :)
34. Christmas! I do like Halloween vibes tho
35. Kinda? I like surface, not deep.
36. Lollipops! Just,, lollipops!
37. Orange fanta 🔛 🔝
Not really anyone to tag since Raven alredy got tagged-, so anyone can join!
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*gives you a lil smoochie*
And there’s nothing you can do about it punk