@buckyhasthephonebox / buckyhasthephonebox.tumblr.com
this is a wilbur and orville fan account. love those fat flightless fucks
i would like to clarify that this is in regards to the dodos who run the airport in animal crossing and im not trying to discredit or disparage the wright brothers
patiently waiting for someone to fall in love with me. i refuse 2 date. i refuse 2 flirt or make a move. how could this go wrong.
i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold
high-waisted pants and skirts are just things that sit at most people’s natural waists and we’ve been somehow conned into believing that’s “high” send tweet
We are just recovering from the 90s
I saw this post about a girl fuckin her gf for 3 hours and a het commented “3 hours is NOT something to be proud of. What’s taking you so long lol” and I’d like to say @ straight women I’m so sorry
Sucks when you think about it doesn’t it?
men are scared of women that aren’t scared of them
googled my symptoms and turns out I have to have a pretty girl kiss me
“For generalized anxiety disorder, an increased muscular tonus in comparison to non-anxious persons has been found“ good news we’re all yolked as hell
sadly this is not because we’re constantly clenching our muscles, they actually say its because we’re all trembling 24/7 which is objectively way funnier….
Like chihuahua.
Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.
Me irl
This and Studio Ghibli sending a katana with a note that said “no cuts” to Weinstein when he was handling the distribution of Princess Mononoke are now my two favorite movie anecdotes
bold of male reviewers to assume we care about their opinion on Captain Marvel
bold of male reviewers to assume we care about their opinion on Charlie’s Angels (2019)
bold of male reviewers to assume we care about their opinion on Birds of Prey (2020)
being a college student is so primal. Like a wolf roaming the tundra, my only thought is of my next meal. Unlike a wolf roaming the tundra, I have an analytical essay due next week
