[holds them gently] i offer.. blupjeans....
[Image description: digital art of Barry and Lup from The Adventure Zone, seen from the shoulders up. Barry's a human with a broad build, light skin, and short brown hair, wearing glasses and a denim jacket. He's facing Lup, blushing with his eyes closed, and laughing a little. His thought bubble holds a chibi figure of Lup with her hands ablaze, and the text: "My wife is so cool!"
Lup is a shorter and slimmer elven woman, with light brown skin and curly, shoulder-length brown hair. She wears a sleeveless black dress and gold hoop earrings, gazing at Barry and blushing. Her thought bubble holds an image of her kissing him on the cheek, giving him a flustered expression. End description.]