hey sugar, are you rationed?

if you have a problem with any of the fictional pairings that i enjoy on the internet, for the low cost of $9,000 you can pay me to care about what you think

i feed the garbage disposal in my sink soapy ice and lemon peels which brings me good fortune and strengthens our bond

decriminalize:

criminalize: 

oh my god

john cena being a bakudeku fan was not on my 2021 bingo, but,,,, yk

Man and woman in a period piece: meet

The rest of the cast and me watching from my couch:

the tide: *is high*

me: *is holdin on*

the mood in here is electric

everyone on tumblr: going nuts over some new podcast/show/whatever, talking abt it constantly, making a bunch of posts abt how all mutuals turn into an x blog, etc etc

me, hyperfixating on jack shit no one cares about:

BITCH haha why you mad? because my baja blasts severely and yours dont

you know, for all I joke about quarantine being my normal life, I never realised how much I liked having the option to go out if I want to.

government: do not go outside

me: