Me: dating these days is hell, I'm in the trenches.
Work hubs: baby did you forget, we're already married
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Me: dating these days is hell, I'm in the trenches.
Work hubs: baby did you forget, we're already married
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
Tomorrow is March 28th
June 21st - 23rd, 2024 In Deadwood, South Dakota
Updates:
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
Me: I can't be nearly as mean to creepy men as I want, I'm 5'4 they'll kill me
Hubs: I'm 6'5 and could bench press you baby say whatever you want I got your back
It will explain in the photo Pearson has of short hair Marston after the birth of Jack.
Accidentally fell down a cliff and made him cry :(
Hubs: love did you take your meds?
Me, on the verge of a nervous breakdown, deep in a depressive episode: I'm not on meds
Hubs: you probably should be
Be Nimona:
>Originally made as a subversion of the usual fantasy stories and superheroes in comics with a bloodthirsty MC, an implied Homosexual relationship between a Villain and a Hero, and a relatively dark story and ending
>Get Picked up and get animated by Blue Sky Studio(Ice Age, Rio, Spies in Disguise etc etc)
>Gets finished 90% of the way
>Disney buys Blue Sky, dismantles it and throws said 90% of progress to the void archives that is Disney's unfinished projects
>Gets picked up by Netflix
>Netflix allows the story to not only stay consistent with the comic but doubles down on the "controversial" parts of it(Homosexuality is now prevalent, lots of murder-y things and gore)
> Is released as a KIDS MOVIE
>Gets released in the same time frame as Disney's 100 Year celebration
>Gets nominated for an Oscar
>BEATS disney's own movie for the time frame
>Gets released FOR FREE in youtube for everyone to see what Disney ditched
It’s such a crazy story honestly. I hope Bob Iger is crying and pulling his hair out over how bad Disney fumbled this project and screwed over the hundreds of artists who made it possible.
Hubs: I don't like listening to peoples drama
Me: hubs all you do is ask about my drama
Hubs: you get into such crazy shit it's surpassed drama, you have a sitcom going on, and that's entertaining
Me: hubs I know you're on break but this is so weird can you just look too?
Coworker (that we cannot stand): ugh why do you do everything for her [hubs]
Hubs: because she's my girl, I'd kill someone if she asked me to
Me: I like guys with long hair what can I say
Hubs: why do you think I'm growing mine out?
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Vet: he probably won't be too happy with you since he just got his shots
My sweet baby kitty the second he sees me: *cries until I pick him up to snuggle him*
Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”
The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”
Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”
Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”
Me: “Oh….well…thanks”
Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”