In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

Nationality: pussy

this is the funniest fucking medical report i’ve ever seen, like yeah nationality: pussy but also the 69’s?? “cattish”??? “he does alright”???

Imagine you get the info card by itself

His name is General Electric George, Christian name General Electric surname George

probably one of the best rp experiences i've had or would ever have 😔🥀 thank you, Ralgor

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She just popped in to show u her nails

[Tell her you like them very much or ill molotov your house.]

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back in the 00s a single dancing anime chibi gif would feed us for months on end

Here’s the template. Go forth and recreate the dancing anime chibi gif. Revive the old ways.

This fucking thing all over deviantART in the 00s-10s LMAO

The bases on this post are all JPEGs for some reason. That makes them hard to use properly. I will link to the originals and provide some additional ones, along with a tutorial on how to actually make them into a GIF.

I couldn't find the caramelldansen base in this post, but here is a version that should work just as well.

To save these and have them be usable, you have to click the "free download" button underneath the image.

Some other good bases:

You can find many other bases like these through DeviantArt.

How to make them into a GIF:

Step 1. Edit the base however you like (I used MSPaint)

Step 2: Crop and save each frame individually as PNGs (Note for the lick base: It's best to crop them to include the black boarder. This makes the GIF 50x50, which is the standard DeviantArt icon size and can easily scale larger if need be.)

Step 3: Go to ezgif.com/maker and upload all your frames

Step 4: Set "delay time" to 10, then click "Make a GIF!"

Step 5: Right-click the result and save it. Congrats! You used a GIF base!

ID: 1. A collection of early 2000s animation meme gifs and their still images. 2. screenshots of instructions to edit animation meme templates in ms paint and ezgif.com to result in a licking gif. End ID.

Template by @hellothisisangle !

I found it impossible to do this without taking into consideration how culture and up-bringing would inevitably result in entirely different guys, which made this for a really interesting exercise! And of course, my little headcanon about how DU drow's race is nothing but a weird decoy remains, and very much applies to the all of these.

A quick overview of each weirdo:

  • Tiefling: Practically the same character except for having a slight soft spot for tieflings and a somewhat more negative opinion of elvish races. Eldritch Fighter.
  • Gnome: VASTLY different guy. A DU gnome would have never grown an ego as large as his canon counterpart does and probably be far more of a silent menace than any other version of himself. Thief Rogue.
  • Human: Very similar to canon but relies more on smarts and manipulation than brute strength. He can more reliably fool people into believing that he's a good and normal person. Full Blood Sorcerer.
  • Half-Orc: Very similar to his canon save for being a good deal more aesthetically and romantically insecure. Battlemaster Fighter.
  • Elf: Worse than canon. Results in a 100% evil durge run every time. Fucked Gortash. Full blood sorcerer.
  • Dwarf: Very similar to canon but a far more apparent chaotic-alignment. Way, WAY drunker and louder about his love for feet. Berserk Barbarian.
  • Dragonborn: Practically the same as canon except that every positive characteristic DU drow has is enhanced. This man looks at you and your pants fly off. Battlemaster Fighter.

I don't know enough about halflings to make much of an assessment here, and I just can't make Githyanki work. Sorry!

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