I can't think of a one liner

(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

feeling like the health inspector

Online argument finishing move

Most well-adjusted Elder Scrolls fan

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday

awesome ‼️

the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night

girl it's a single sentence

need you to be not so toughies on me.

- via ironshearss on TikTok

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday

Daily Mirror, England, January 23, 1923 Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.

I forget who originally said it, but there’s a quote about “Great science fiction isn’t predicting the automobile, it’s predicting the traffic jam”

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

I made an isopod friend in blender!

Cardassian spy

Can you believe this shit

bullshit

come on man

we are fucked

They fucking killed a gnome in my yard