SNIP SNAP, GET BACK

her: i’m coming over you better not be trent reznor spinning in the closer by nin mv when i get there

my dumbass:

why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

Fuck it. Crochet cartilaginous stingray skeleton

Walking around the apartment going "butter dog... he's the one with the butter" in my best anime dub boy protagonist voice until my roommate kills me oppa gruesome style

OH FUCK MY SPRINGTAILS ARE ARRIVING TODAY

ONE ALBINO MANS 👆

I also bought. This sticker

i have 100 thousand florets in my brocclli account

Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

It's "mne-eeh-t." "Mne-eht" said with that soft tongue on the upper palette French sound or "mee-yet". I put the "n" because the pretty tongue roll on the "y" kinda sounds "n"-like to me.

I've been saying it Mee-yet in my head. Like the French word for "crumb."

Peek into an alternate timeline where I'm ever-so-slightly worse at posting: My whole existence is bog. You get me closer to frog.

Wait, nevermind, we might be on to something.