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Level 31. INFJ. She/ her. Bi the way. Nathaniel Howe infatuation. I mostly reblog DA, Witcher, whatever I feel like (occasional nsfw). icon by @ketsie logo art by @xla-hainex
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ketsie

Hi there! I’m willing to take up on one last commission for this year. 35USD per portrait, paypal only. If you’d like one, hit me up on ktsktsw@gmail.com 

See you around, have as pleasant holiday season as possible!

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turbootaku

From Cullen to Sten, there’s a piece made to represent everyone. I even take requests. Makes a great holiday gift and perfect for unique gift exchanges at reasonable prices! Boosts would be greatly appreciated <3

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wardenari

I got a Zevran bracelet last year as a gift and OMG it’s amazing. High quality, very very much recommend. Like she says, this would be PERFECT for gift exchanges with another DA fan.

Yessss!!!! This vendor! I agree with everything that has been said here. I have a Warden bracelet and I love it!

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pr1nceshawn

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

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titenoute

DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

Off topic, but very important! I was taught to yell “this is not my mom/dad.” A young kid freaking out in public is likely to be ignored out of embarrassment, but a kid telling you right out that they don’t know who is messing with them? That will turn heads.

Reblog this.💯🗣💋

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I feel like this should be said too if you see a child yelling things like “this isn’t my mum, or I don’t know you” or something don’t ignore them! This system relies on people actually helping the child! It dosent matter how rude you’ll seem or how anxious you are you could be saving a child’s life!

Even if you just ask the child “Do you know this person” if the adult butt’s in make sure to ASK THE CHILD! Even a shy kid will tell you they don’t know this person or just met them or something!

DON’T IGNORE THE SIGNS!

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memeseverdie

Is this British culture?

Karen knows no nationality

The Elder Scrolls music really puts this over the top.

This subquest was a great addition in TES

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