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The Hostess Awaits...

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Ayla [Eye - La] 🇺🇲 / 24 Years Old / Formerly Known as "MonsterBride99" / A Living Oddities Shop of a Being
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@sneklover, I, and many other mutuals went through two movie nights - a Phantom of the Opera double feature l! First, the original 1925 film and the 25th Anniversary live show at the Royal Albert Hall!

And all throughout those movies, I could not help but see Rabbids Phantom with Princess Peach...

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Canon Phantom needs more Phantom of the Opera references/inspirations!

Phantom really is clearly intended to be more like the Erik in the more musical movies (the one in the 2004 musical turns really "over-the-top-dramatic villain" towards the end, lol), but there really needs to be a more darker side of him like the Erik from the 1925 movie or the book, who isn't just in love with Peach. He needs her. She's his muse and he can't write withouth her. And if he can't write without her, his whole "needs attention to have power" will cease to be, putting an end to his musical career.

I really want to see him in a Luigi's Mansion's style game set in a theater and the underground where he kidnapped Peach (she was caught without her shotgun, lol). Bonus points if he's also "disfiugred" with Darkmess (albeit a bit less than @pixies-and-poets' Music of the Night).

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YOU. 🫵

You get it!

There's just so much potential in this concept and I want it realized, damnit! Sure, it follows the normal "kidnapping princesses" trope but at least there's room for more character development and 1v1 interactions between Phantom and Peach.

Unlike Bowser, Phantom is more of a gentleman when it comes to Peach. Instead of brutishly forcing her into love, he weeps, lowering himself closer to her, begging for forgiveness. Phantom would not have resorted to kidnapping if it weren't for Mario's meddling with his plans. Peach watches in both fear and pity.

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illinicoise

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

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just-jay25

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

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kixgbear

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

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glamhoeour

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

venusians

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

I fucking hate this!!! I can’t NOT!!

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This is so

Unnecessary

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myrrhguy

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

“What could the audio possibly be?”

*unmutes*

“Oh,”

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moonblossom

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

2014-2018 Mazda 3

thank you , identifying-cars-in-posts blog

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bogleech
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"genre-savvy" no i want a genre-unsavvy protagonist. scratch that, i want a genre-deluded protagonist.

i want a protagonist who is convinced until the last possible moment that they're in a lighthearted romcom--despite the proliferation of slasher murders. give me a soccer dad who is just so determined to enjoy family vacation, despite the fact the kids summoned an eldritch deity from the lake. a preteen who is experiencing a coming-of-age saga and annoyed their parents aren't emotionally present (the parents are distracted by a literal zombie apocalypse). endless possibilities

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feamir

genre-dysphoria

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when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”

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great news about Poppy Playtime Movie!

the MOB Entetainment in Twitter/X said that they will partners with Legedary Entetainment (same Entetainment who made Godzilla and Godzilla VS Kong) to bring to the big screen for the Poppy Playtime movie!

in the details said that the film will produce the feature based on that has killer Toy Story (from Disney Pixar) and Gremlins (from Warner Bros. and Amblin Entetainment) vibes.

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