Lacrymehaze

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

ok ill bite who is taylor swift

friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place

i got my new tetanus shot who wants to play bucket of rusty nails withme ^_^

we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

(after getting attacked by a one-episode creature) whatever that was, it's gone now...

stop showing me taylor swift lyrics that's scary

“Oh, you shouldn’t block people just for being rude to you in the notes” buddy, I will block you for being rude to somebody else in the notes. You don’t get to use my posts as a platform to verbally abuse other people.

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her pussy 🧝‍♀️

uhm.... girls only have cocks around these parts, friend

Doing shadow of the colossus shit to HIS pussy

sorry im a lesbian

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her penis?

well if youre unsure i can take over for you

collecting lizards to boost my stamina and climbing the tower to do shadow of the colossus shit to her 17th secret penis

i think the concept of the post is starting to escape us

nothing escapes from me

(after misunderstanding what someone said and embarrassing myself) oh great now they hate me and want to kill me with rocks

pov you are a skittish horse in the wild being offered kindness for the first time by the farmer's eccentric child who has full confidence that you can be the one to win the big race and save the farm

this is a political compass of sexuality to me.

this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday

Ireland is the only country in Europe