Who is he??

While sick last night I found this

I don't know who made it or why but it makes my heart feel peaceful

you already know it’s fly agaric lenin monday

can you not tag your shitty emo posts as super monkey ball

Free him!

When getting housing for a pet, please remember to get the homes of an adequate size. This is abuse

knights need at least a 5x5 enclosure in order to keep their stress levels manageable, and honestly that’s pushing it. 10x10 is a much more humane minimum, and you should allow them more if you can spare it, as knights enjoy “touring” around their enclosures and more space means a longer tour. if you don’t have the space a knight requires, consider adopting a bishop or a rook instead

I hate this because a chessboard is 8x8.

Chessboards are torture for knights!!

For those who are considering enrichments for their knights, here are some ideas you may consider if you:

homestuck chess planet 😔😔😔

What the actual FUCK is Homestuck

As someone who read through the entire story and was a big fan of it back in the mid 2010′s I still couldn’t tell you

from my knowledge, homestuck is just a shit ton of anthropomorphized symbolism and game mechanic ideas turned into a soap opera that was, originally, partly directed by its fans

Babe this is such a good distinct synopsis of what homestuck is. I love you

And yet it still told me nothing about the series

🚩 trans children are under attack in texas 🚩

considering the news, i feel it’d be a great time to donate to and/or volunteer for the Transgender Education Network of Texas, or consider signing up to become an advocate for them today

i hate being here i want to be home doing weed and gay shit

Same but without the gay shit

CHIKORITA CHUESDAY IS NOT AT ALL LIABLE FOR YOUR PHONE CRASHING. IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE CHIKORITA CHUESDAY, THAT’S ON YOU BABES.

i legit overheard this when i was in class

kakashi: (muffled voice) how do i save my file teacher: what? i cant hear you kakashi: (takes off mask) how do i save my file

Who is kakashi

kakashi from accounting class

i saw kakashi in accounting class

They call me Jack the Ripper cuz I'm out here butchering English

The language or the people?

Yeah

Today is the only day you can reblog this

queueing this up for after Hersheys kills that one blog

I will never write anything this great in my life.

you’re laughing. olive oyl fainted after hearing the sad news that popeye has “bonkus of the konkus” and you’re laughing.

me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can

i keep forgetting that your oc is yousa and definitely read this as jar jar trying his best to fuck