I hope every writer who sees this writes LOADS the next few months. Like freetime opens up, no writers block, the ability to focus, etc etc you're able to write loads & make lots of progress <3

this seems self-centered you know “stereotypical American bs” but I’m curious

It is RAINING and it'll rain ALL DAY. I should NOT be forced to go work for capitalist PIGS I should be allowed to STAY HOME in my COMFY COZY BED drinking HOT CHOCOLATE and SNUGGLING MY BLAHAJ

It is SUNNY and it'll be sunny ALL DAY. I should NOT be forced to go to work for capitalist PIGS I should be allowed to STAY OUTSIDE in the WONDERFUL SUN drinking LEMONADE and WATCHING THE BIRDS

Pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for destiel fanfiction

do you ever see a “hot take” and you’re like ohhhhhhhhhhhhh critical thinking is a learned skill and op has not put in the practice

the songs Beyoncé writes about that man are crazy it's like watching someone build the sistine chapel for a possum they found in a gas station parking lot

having received a lot of feedback about this post in the last 24 hours I've realized that everyone is right and I genuinely do need to apologize. possums are lovely creatures and they don't deserve to be compared to Jay Z, that was a deeply uncool thing of me to say. I'm sorry possums, I love the way you eat ticks and I hope you'll forgive me someday.

I've been informed that the thing about possums eating ticks might also be wrong. sorry that this post has become a monument to bad information about the noble possum. the point about Jay Z stands though.

this is so funny to me he really said rpf won over reality

it really did

I love having interests that I would never ever recommend to any of my friends ever

[image id: a screenshot of a steam review. it says “not recommended”, with 2406.9 hours played. end id.]

Everyone claiming to be attracted to milfs is lying except for this guy

as always,

WAIT!

Before you hit send on that ask, reblog, or reply, remember to stop and PROOFREAD!

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT YOURSELF FROM LOOKING LIKE A JACKASS ONLINE!

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

rich people seeing mount everest

legally blonde appreciation week → parallels

Another AO3 thing I’m curious about, how do yall decide if something is good enough to read? Usually I follow a rule of 1 kudos for every 10 hits. One because it’s easy math and two it’s yet to fail me. Thoughts? Do you just go for it and pray it’s good?