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Confuzzled and Bemused

@devinchee / devinchee.tumblr.com

(She/Her) 30-year-old artist and scriptwriter making up for lost time by drawing all the things I was too cowardly to draw as a kid. So lots of fan art, ocs, fandom ocs, and D&D characters. My art account is: https://at.tumblr.com/devincheeartblog/2irg81f33w0y
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Can't believe Peter Griffin really tried it.

Ok but I'd the second dude like...a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.

[Transcript:

(the first person has text over them that says "being fat and wanting a girlfriend")

First person: "See what's behind this door..!"

(Door has text over it that says "fat girls" while The Toccata and Fugue in D minor plays in the background)

First person: "Noo, is there a bett-"

Second person: " Yo it's funny that there's an entire demographic, of petite women who love bigger men. But because you've just ousted yourself, as a cunt, it's never gonna happen for you mate. You're really out here body shaming, all these beautiful shawties, big body Bugatti (kiss noise), exquisite; but you're built like a less cool Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test. Make it make sense mate. It doesn't- it really doesn't. Could've kept your mouth shut. But you had to say something. And you even went so far as to put it on the internet. And you thought that was a good idea because-? Please, take yourself elsewhere. Sincerely the entire fucking human race."

End transcript.]

The moment that man started speaking -

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bundibird

That transcript up there is great, but it fails to mention that the second person? Has a voice like... warm caramel. Like a blanket on a rainy day. Like the gentle creak of an ancient tree in an even more ancient forest. A voice that's a low, deep -- far deeper than expected -- warm, and has a soothing timbre that, honestly, I could listen to for hours.

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kilosophy

I’m sorry but as a bit of an audiophile that SOUND they make AAAAAA I’M KINDA IN LOVE HELP

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nevertem

I do think it's funny that Kisara kind of won.

Setos Ka is no longer Duos. His Ka is BEWD. His soul.

Kisara literally became part of his soul. She stole him.

I'm sure, as a dragon, she's pretty satisfied about that.

In my mind, Seth and Kisara fused to make Seto.

He's both. The product of their determination and will.

His appearance may by Seth, but his personality is certainly Kisara.

A dragon.

(She literally burned down a whole fucking village for a boy who was nice to her once. Is that not Seto to a T?)

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I’m adding to this because y’all gonna learn some shit about housing your pets.

Someone make more I love this new meme.

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nyxelestia

Esoteric but hopefully relatable approach: First, imagine a house. Not necessarily your actual house, if your financial situation isn’t great right now, nor does it need to be a mansion. Just a comfortable house with enough room for you to live and do everything you want to spend your life doing in it. If you were to clone yourself or create life-sized dummies of yourself and pack them all into this house, how many would fit? Or perhaps you can calculate it. If you know that the amount of square space you take up is roughly, say, two and a half square feet, how many square feet is this comfortable house? Now, imagine a hotel room. A comfortable room, you wouldn’t want to live there long term, but it’s fine for a week or two while you’re traveling or attending a conference or something. How many “yous” can you stuff in there? Or how many square feet is it, relative to how much space you take up? Now look back up at those enclosures. The top ones are hotel rooms, and the bottom ones are houses. If you were to scale up the various animals to human sized, you can see which enclosures would only scale up to about the size of a hotel room, and which would scale up to a small house.

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Reshef of Destruction is great because Pegasus changes his identity and turns himself into a dueling pickle with a cape

ok not really

In the game, he has a small army of dueling pickles and they're called the Chevaliers

No, seriously. That's what they're called.

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raintome

!!!!!!!!!!!

I went through a lot of things after surviving abuse, but one of the things that traumatized me the most was how all the shrinks and counselors treated my anger.

I wish someone had said this to me, instead of making me feel like a monster.

Well fuck, what does it mean if I got no anger?

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