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real.

mothgiirlfriend

duh!

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w-for-wumbo

it’s time

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

it’s time

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

hockeylvr42

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

I T S T I M E

ITS TIME

flynn-science

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

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ITS MARCH , 2018.

ITS TIME

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aquilacalvitium

I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.

Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…

aceofspades-lena

it’s time.

Time

dark-eyed-harmothoe

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

sirfoggybrain

>??>?>??

that-one-nerdling

CREPPY

It’s MARCH!!!

MARCH 2020 BOISSSS

Chaos is my middle name

March 2021 here we go

it’s spoopy time! :D considering putting my halloween decor back up just for the meme lmao

It’s time!!!!!!!!

ITS TIME

IT’S TIME

you liTTLE FUCKERS ITS MARCH

its-your-mind

IT’S TIME

starlightandmoonfire

Happy March 2024 to a classic

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michaelmyersleftfoot

Anonymous asked:

So..whats your opinion on Count Dracula and The Phantom of the opera basically being the peepaws of slashers who are in the nursing home on life support? "back in MY day---" -Dracula. Probably

michaelmyersleftfoot answered:

Absolutely.

As a lover of Draculas and Phantoms, I can concur.

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clarkent

Anonymous asked:

what's so great about the mummy 1999?

clarkent answered:

are you ready for this?

it is the most wonderfully made, historically inaccurate, giddily fun, perfectly paced, goofy horror movie romance novel bullshit bonanza that has ever blessed the silver screen.

i mean it is just so beautifully full of every genre without being overwhelming.we’ve got: comedy, action, suspense, horror, romance, adventure, ancient aesthetics, and it’s a period piece. all perfectly balanced and blended into one movie.

and the characters are so LIT

we got our main babe, evelyn “motherfucking” carnahan, a super-klutz librarian, total history nerd, and certified badass/damsel in distress. she raises the dead on accident, because she cannot resist books, and has the guts to put that motherfucker back where he came from and literally saves the world.evie’s greatest hits:

“what is a place like me, doing in a girl like this?!”
*after totally destroying the library* “i’ve just made a bit of a mess in the library.”
“no harm ever came from reading a book.”
evelyn: *upon opening the tomb* “i’ve dreamt about this since i was a little girl.”rick: “you dream about dead guys?”
“oops.”

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then we’ve got rick “brendan fraser” o’connell, your not-so-typical battle hardened gun slinger with a heart of gold. he seems filthy, rude, and a complete scoundrel at first, but then he turns into a literal puppy, with massive heart eyes, that worships the ground evie walks on.rick’s greatest hits:

*screams at mummy*
*screams at sand*
*screams at things that are illogical to scream at*
*screams*

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next is our Comedic Relief Character™, jonathan carnahan, who also rises above his trope. he’s there for the laugh sure, but is never useless. he actively helps to move the plot along and isn’t just there. he also is the farthest thing from brainless and annoying.jonathan’s greatest hits:

evelyn: “have you no respect for the dead?”jonathan: “of course i do, but sometimes i’d rather like to join them.” same.
oh and that time he was like “IMHOTEP” and saved his own ass like that was so smooth, y’all know what i’m talking about right??

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then there is ardeth BAE. he is the audience rolling his eyes because *sighs* white people. he’s tired of these motherfucking mummies in this motherfucking desert. literally prettier than everyone.(he has a much bigger role in the mummy returns, but is still so fab here)

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and of course THE MUMMY. imhotep. actual emo. literally carved some poetry into the back of his sarcophagus when he was buried alive with flesh eating bugs, because he is that Extra™. just wants to bring his girlfriend back to life so he can make out with her without it being treason.

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and all the side characters are also gr8.

now i wanna take a moment to talk about the romance. because it is so BEAUTIFUL. like usually in action movies it’s macho man undermines girl and they bone. not here. no time for that shit.

rick and evie have such a great relationship based on mutual respect and affection. they both cater to each other’s strengths and cover each other’s weaknesses. they are the literally definition of: “those two. in a fight, they’re lethal. around each other, they melt”

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what else, i could literally talk about this movie all day.

the special effects have held up pretty well.the music score is GORGEOUS.the costumes are amazing.the makeup, especially for anck su namun, OH WOW.the george of the jungle era brendan fraser sign me the fuck up.rachel weisz.

so many good things.

it’s just great.

#i secretly rate every action movie from 0 to the mummy

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it’s a beautiful mess of a movie that can be enjoyed by people of all ages and transcends time and posterity as the alpha mummy movie, and to those who disagree i beseech you:

chinloopa

A most accurate assessment. All hail 1999′s The Mummy.

I approve this post

mornington-the-crescent

“…There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased..“ - Roger Ebert

#the mummy

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kiyoic

#mysticmessenger #mystic messenger #saeran choi

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crownedbythewatcher

katiemcgrath

idk man, maybe it’s just the british/indian in me jumping out but I’ve always just blindly assumed this lady was holding a teacup, this is the first time I’ve actually looked at her hands and now I’m mad,

katiemcgrath

derinthescarletpescatarian

Did somebody edit this? It is usually a teacup, right?

leg-stealing-bee

ITS A FUCKING CUPCAKE???

leg-stealing-bee

WHAT????

goblin-phannie

cipheramnesia

remember when we diverged from the teacup timeline?

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vgperson

Your Turn To Die: Chapter 3, Part One (Section B)

vgperson.com

WARNING: This game contains plenty of death and blood, and deals with heavy subject matter. Discretion is strongly advised. Your Turn To Die -Death Game By Majority- (Kimi ga Shine) is a freeware negotiation/horror/adventure game by Nankidai made in RPG Maker MV. It has been updated with the rest of Chapter 3, Part One (If you’re playing in-browser and have played before, you may need to refresh to get onto the new version, particularly if you see the old title screen. Also, it may load slowly due to heavy traffic, so for the time being, I would recommend the standalone download if possible.) Sara Chidouin returns home from school late one night to discover that something’s gone terribly wrong. When she comes to, she finds herself, her friend Joe, and 9 other people trapped in a mysterious place. Placed in life-and-death situations, they must come to an agreement about what they should do - and who should die. This update completes Chapter 3, Part One. Chapter 3, Part Two will be the end of the game. If you lost your save, you can continue from any part (including Section B), picking the important branches, by using the Chapters function.

#kimi ga shine #rpg maker #your turn to die