I love the use of the phrase 'some strange alchemy' as a descriptor for a process you don't understand.

'Through some strange alchemy(crochet) they turned a bundle of yarn into a stuffed giraffe'

'Through some strange alchemy(bad cooking) they turned a perfectly marinated steak into a charcoal briquet'

'Through some strange alchemy(good cooking) they turned a pile of slop into the fluffiest bread loaf I'd ever seen'

'Through some strange alchemy(bad reading comprehension) they took my polite statement and turned into a disgusting act against the poor'

and so on

@stitchposts I need you to know you've obliterated my notifications with this.

Done more than double the original notes.

I have mixed feelings. It's mostly amused bewilderment, with a healthy dose of 'I'm happy that so many people think my dumb joke is funny and that someone elevated it to a fiber-craft that even more people love'

But there's also a definitive pinch of 'fuck you what have you done'

I love tumblr.

Alright but what if Godzilla slithered

ON SIGHT NO (one) EXCEPTIONS

The babies 🩵💙

I have literally no practice drawing these Kiju in their normal forms lol

Good ol Goji got himself a thagomizer for his new design so perfect opportunity to draw him as one of my favourite memes ever lmao

Old Wounds

Another project I had initially set up as “low effort” only to spend a month working on it

when your wife finds out about all the chaos and destruction you caused while she was gone

save him

original

I'm pretty sure this would be Godzilla's reaction if he saw Baby Kong.

Also, I really gotta get used to his new design....

If you know the reference, you have my utmost respect

Godzilla x Kong: The Flip Off [1/2]

lost love reunited

Best girl 2

Shimo snuggle time

eeping in the colosseum

Godzilla curling up like a cat