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An mild-mannered SLP who gets so disenchanted with the system that she goes mad. It is only a matter of time before certain administrators start dropping like flies—the cause of death? Choking due to (seemingly) idiopathic dysphagia. Medical authorities remain perplexed.
me, when the authorities come to investigate:
5 am is the best time to get the drill out and hang stuff up because it's when the walls are at their softest
riddle me this batman. why can i reach across any part of my body and come away grasping 1-5 loose hairs every time. i cant have that many hairs can i batman. batman? im scared
the two headed calf smoking twice as many marlboro red core packs as usual
since i’m chattering abt music. type of shit i’ve been on lately. what’s everyone’s top five rn i wanna know
I did 6 but the only one surprising me is "Yo Tengo Un Motorcito" which I didn't think I listened to THAT much since I only heard it for the first time like 2 days ago
By far the MOST comic book of living statuses:
I think the sign that I have made it professionally speaking is that I felt totally confident backing out of a speaking gig I was accepted for that was like 6 hrs away in favor of seeing Bad Bunny perform on a weeknight
forget Resting Bitch Face, I have Resting Competent Face. People see me and think ah yes she can point me to the nearest train station. Fellow grocery shoppers ask if I know what kind of butter they should buy. If a strange man speaks to me on the street it is literally always an inquiry and never a catcall. Once someone randomly asked me what an equinox was and after I told her she nodded and said "you seemed like you'd know." why am I assigned oracle at random interaction
shaking and quivering reading the notes on any horror poll "well i dont like the BAD movies that only BAD PEOPLE watch"
everyone go home Tusk by Kevin Smith is torture porn
People are trying to bring respectability politics into horror or something.
i think the REAL test of personality is which influential piece of fiction you instinctively think of whenever you see chess motifs in a story. for me it is of course the Alice in Wonderland sequel Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There, because (to me) (and objectively) it invented chess.
Lil Nas X is someone who tragically had to have a wildly successful music career in order to support his true passion, being a top quality internet troll
Forgot to put my phone Epic on Do Not Disturb RIP
LOS ESPOOKYS - EPISODE 1
Decided I want to be conversationally proficient in Spanish by the end of next year
