it's the star girl

necromancy is slutty and cool

when i block people it's their fault for being annoying. when people block me it's their fault for misinterpreting the brilliant things i say on my tumblr blog

Everyone's all "i'll fuck your dad" until they realize that means they'd have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.

Glad you liked this one dad-pegger

and on the fifth day god invented people who are younger and more successful than you in order to teach you some kind of fucked up and evil lesson

lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

clawed gauntlets save me. Save me clawed gauntlets

in the most normal way imaginable i’m saying that if someone wanted to tear me apart with these. Well it would be fine i think

thinking that poor people shouldn't reproduce is in fact still eugenics

maybe instead of blaming people for "fiscal irresponsibility" we should question a system that lets anyone of any means go hungry and uncared for

when people say “i can’t believe america‘s backing israel still after everything” it’s like america’s whole goal since the abolishing of slavery has been to colonize the middle east. they have started wars, directly and indirectly, with most of the countries in that region. they have supplied weapons under the table to many countries and then turned people who were once brothers and sisters against each other. they want there to be absolutely nothing left except israel since israel is their only successful colony there. just a bunch of genocidal monsters leading another bunch of genocidal monsters.

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

you know how people say soup is round and so it's messed up to put it in a square tupperware? that's how I feel every time I see a square watch

curious what your thoughts on this are then

It says guess bcs you're more likely to actually figure out what time it is that way.

How do you feel about Qlocktwo?

You know given my dyscaculia this is actually easier for me to read than a regular analog clock AND it's giving old school cheesy secret agent vibes so I think it's so ridiculous that it loops back around to being cool again. Still, wish it was round.

Okay this one I think you will probably like then

Reveal by Projects

Super easy to read

I have an addition:

"How do these clocks make you feel?"

Someone brought me this beauty for a battery change a few months ago

It wraps around your wrist and it's probably the coolest watch I've ever seen at work

That's actually the coolest watch I've ever seen in my entire life, thank you for sharing!

*parks horribly in front of your house* i love you so much

Reblog and put in the tags the oldest meme you know that is still being widely used.

RATIORINE NATION WE GOT THEIR WEDDING CLOTHES

I got it from here btw! Link

there's a fan event (tea party) in china right now 🫶

Chuck to Jimmy

mithrun sketch to celebrate