@yeahmanicandobetter / yeahmanicandobetter.tumblr.com
skyler white: youre a drug dealer and youve been lying to and gaslighting me this whole time about what you've been doing. i think you are an active danger to myself and this household but you refuse to move out of the house or let me receive a divorce. what do you have to say for yourself?
walt:
[ID: a cropped screenshot of a poll response that reads: "I don't know / I'm bald / any other miscellaneous infinitely nuanced answer". End ID]
That's a wrap on Blue Christmeth 2023! All creators have now been revealed. Thanks so much to everyone who took part this year, and especially to @whatwearewillbe for stepping in as a pinch hitter!
can walter hartwell white from breaking bad survive castle dracula
Walter White is so insufferable that he never makes it to the Castle. Dracula gets sick of him on the ride up and kicks him out of the Calèche to be hunted by wolves, the way Gus Fring would have done if the writers let him be half the character Giancarlo Esposito is capable of.
The good news is that then we get to see Walter White hunted by wolves, which is what everyone deserves. Blue flames won't save him this time. Basically it's the Jon-a-Thon two months early. Sadly I think the necessities of his source media mean that while the wolves do catch him and eat one or more of his limbs, he survives to ruin the lives of whatever friendly Hungarians take him in and nurse him back to health. But at least he's not Dracula's problem.
Walter White can not survive Castle Dracula, but he can survive getting eaten by wolves apparently
...I had no idea before this ask how badly I need to see Walter White hunted for sport. Anyway Gus Fring deserved better.
This year's Blue Christmeth collection is now open! Check out all the new fanworks here on AO3. As usual, works will be anonymous until creators are revealed next Sunday. Enjoy!
proof of socks with pom-poms
life changing information
Jesse: "Yo, Mr. Fring, I've been thinking about this quote, man. "One must imagine Sisyphus happy." What do you make of that?"
Gus: "Ah, Jesse, I see you've stumbled upon the existential musings of Albert Camus. It's an intriguing concept, to say the least."
Gus: "Sisyphus, condemned to an eternity of rolling a boulder uphill only to watch it roll back down again, represents the futility and absurdity of life's struggles."
Gus: "However, Camus suggests that by accepting and embracing this absurdity, one can find happiness."
Jesse: "Yeah, but I mean, isn't that just some crazy philosophical bullshit? How can someone be happy in such a fucked-up situation?"
Gus: "Happiness, Jesse, is a state of mind. It's not about the circumstances we find ourselves in, but rather how we choose to perceive and respond to them."
Gus: "Sisyphus, despite his eternal struggle, can find meaning and purpose in his repetitive task. By embracing his fate and finding fulfillment in the act itself, he transcends the burden he carries."
Jesse: "That's deep shit, man. So, what, you're saying we should just accept all the crap that comes our way and be happy about it?"
Gus: "Not necessarily. Acceptance doesn't mean complacency. It means acknowledging the realities of our situation and finding a way to navigate them while maintaining our inner peace."
Gus: "It's about finding meaning in the journey, even if the destination remains elusive."
Jesse: "Yeah? I guess that makes sense in some messed-up, twisted way... Hey, speaking of finding happiness, have you tried Taco Bell's Nacho Fries? They're insane, man!"
Gus: "...Nacho Fries, Mr. Pinkman?"
Jesse: "Oh, you gotta try 'em, Mr. Fring! They're like these crispy, seasoned fries with this gooey cheese dipping sauce. It's like a flavor explosion in your mouth, man. I bet you'd love 'em."
Gus: "If they are as remarkable as you claim, perhaps we can find a moment to indulge. After all, even in the face of existential ponderings, we mustn't forget to appreciate life's simpler pleasures."
Jesse: "That's what I'm talkin' about, Mr. Fring! We'll have ourselves a little culinary adventure amidst all the fucking chaos. Life's all about finding those moments of joy, even if it means embracing the absurdity along the way, right?"
Gus: "Indeed, Jesse. Life's contradictions often lead us to unexpected discoveries. Perhaps, we may find a glimpse of Sisyphus' elusive happiness in the process."
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jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T
yo mr white you're all tiny and shit now
Malcom in the Middle | | 1.16 Water Park
Bonus +
Heisenberg escapes capture again.
❌-TENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES By Dan Schkade
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