Alien Ghost

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Literally the cutest thing ever lmao

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

where can I find a guy to fake date me until he falls madly in love with me

I C A N N O T breathe

THAT LAST LIKE .01 SECOND

OH MY G OD

hahahaha best prank i’ve seen in a while

This is singlehandedly one of the funniest and cutest things I’ve ever seen. Relationship goals.

Wow

this is way too fucking relatable

This is a KIDS show?!?

Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.

Imagine you were to get married at the age made up of the two last digits on your phone number. How old would you be?

i am so, deprived of affection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kiss me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my god!!! 

all in under five minutes wtf

”Hmmm?” (unmute for necessary audio, please)

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

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Iconic

That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again

I dont even know what you’re talking about but im reblogging

A waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too”