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Mugiwara Stan

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Camila, she/her // bi & ace, 28 🇧🇷 // One Piece brainrot - SPOILERS up to ch 1111
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58 seconds to demonstrate EXACTLY why professionalism requires manners.

For those of you who do not speak Corporate, this is just:

“Fuck you.” “Fuck you, too.”

Nah, there’s definitely some “are you fucking shitting me?” and “have you tried, perchance, using your eyeballs?” in there too.

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Perona going in the dead of night to break out Moria. She's managed to steal the keys to the cells off a sleeping guard. The other pirsoners of Blackbeard hear her high pitched whispers as she's trying to get Moria to wake up. They start begging her to set them free too. She gets annoyed and says she'll only let loose "the cute ones".

Que everyone lining up and trying to look as presentable as possible. As she goes down the hall all you can hear is "not cute. not cute. ewwww not cuuuute!" as each passed face falls back into despair. The Heart Pirates try to bargain with her. Say they have a super cute bear in their crew she can meet, but Perona says it doesn't count if he isn't here. Shachi & Penguin cry. If only they made Bepo go down with the rest of them.

She almost completely passes an annoyed looking Pudding, but immediately goes up to the bars when she sees her 3rd eye. She let's out a whispered scream of "omg soooo cuuuuute" and Pudding's tough facade breaks as she's left stunned. Perona immediately releases her and says she's coming with them.

She tells Pudding she's been needing some girl friends after years of being stuck with stupid boys. She unshackles her seastone cuffs and leads her by the wrist as she starts rambling about all the cute outfits she wants to put her in.

Pudding realizes this is her only chance and immediately agrees to everything the ghost girl says. She'll later realize they actually get along quite well and she likes all the outfits Perona gets for her. She doesn't need to pretend for too long and she finds herself allied with some decently powerful people. Even Gecko Moria takes a liking to her. Or rather becomes interested in her anatomy. Like a new specimen to study. She can worry about the implications later.

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