@The CW:

I understand. You found paradise in America. You had good marketing, the fans protected you, and there was lots of money. You didn’t need a viewer like me. But now you come to me and you say, “Screech, watch this crossover.” But you don’t ask me with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think about the moral ramifications of what you’ve done. Instead, you come into my house, on the day my children are to be married, and ask me to watch your N*zi fanfiction.

Do you like bugs? Birds? Gay scientists? Immortals? Dead people? People who kill people? Dead people who kill people?

Then come to musesthroughtheages, where we have all these and more!

[Heyoooo official moving post! I will be over here forever now!]

what i’m thinking when i like your post even though no part of it applies to me

Because Halloween is tomorrow, I thought I should put this out there for blogs who have trick-or-treating muses.

Yes! You are allowed to have your muse trick-or-treat at this blog!

My muse(s) will be giving out treats for other muses and you are more than welcome to take advantage of that. 

Reblog this if your muse likes kids.

Reblog if your muse has a positive relationship with their father

💀 Reblog if your muse is deadly

tag your halloween alignment

lawful halloween: buys tons of candy for the kids, drinks pumpkin spice lattes, cute autumn aesthetics, knows every line to hocus pocus

true halloween: watches nothing but horror movies, reblogs all the halloween posts, has more than one costume planned, doesn’t give a fuck about the candy

chaotic halloween: lights a pile of ouija boards on fire, WE DID THE MA ASH WA E DI D THE MOSNT ERH MASH,tHe mOnSTER maSH, IT WAS A GRAVEYA R D S MA SH!! !

“Who does your suit? Because the friction you generate when you run must be crazy. The reinforcements on the shoes alone…I didn’t know that Mike knew you.” Melvin had been thinking that the entire conversation. He just couldn’t hold back asking. “How’d that happen?”

“Uh, my friend does it. At a lab. It was supposed to be for firefighters, originally, so it’s like super heat resistant, which is definitely awesome.” So this was the guy who made Matt’s suit? By himself? That was pretty cool. Well, Cisco’s way was cool too, but he had the entirety of STAR Labs to work with. Melvin essentially had a tricked-out garage. “You mean how’d I meet him? You know...superhero stuff...I was checking out vigilante reports in other places, basically, and we ran into each other.”

                                         all this and more!