if you were the toriel cosplayer who gave me a blowjob at dragoncon, PLEASE inbox me. i think you took my wallet. it looks like an NES

Perfect paw print

"wow smericans are so shitty because [something we have no control over] [something we have no control over] [really blatant fatphobia] [something we have no control over] [antiblackness] [antiblackness] [antiblackness] [anti-indigenousness] [something we have no control over] [more fatphobia] [anti immigration sentiment]"

don't forget the thinly veiled [joke about school/public shooting]

im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

"Not beating the ___ allegations" is such a 'now' turn of phrase, implying as it does a world where everyone's behavior is always on literal trial by a guilt-presuming judge and jury that consists of anyone who happens to be paying attention.

Not beating the panopticon allegations

Pangur wouldn’t stop messing with Wheat Thick’s remains, so I bought a stack of B-grade pelts just for her

I’m giving her legal crimes to commit so that she doesn’t do illegal crimes

Losing it at this

try building it on the ground next time you stupid floralians

you'll never be punk yr clothes are from shein and yr makeup is from tiktok

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

wagging my finger and everything

talk to the mage hand

The Way of the Househusband (Gokushufudou) - Volume 10 bonus comic

(and further proof why it's one of my favourite manga of all time)

verdict: innocent

Little fucking guy alert!!

I love him, your honor.

[ID: a tiny blue and white porcelain triceratops with gold horns]