#BlameLance #DammitLance

Top/Bottom energy

Yeah, me too, Dylan. Me too.

(yawns) ...oh gods, SAME.

“Who broke it”

ok honestly i think this was probably the best thing i ever did and im never gonna forgive whatever company owns parks & rec for claiming this audio so now it’s not viewable in the US on Youtube anymore

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

i'm a strong supporter of potatos

Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr

In retrospect it was high key insane that they had the activity feed embedded into your dash board like that

you told your toddler not to be rude and so now he is developing an incredible skill with sick fucking burns

And this is useful to me, I didn't know the "n" was silent. But otherwise his name is very intuitive to say. People don't really have an excuse

I genuinely appreciate the pronunciation guide. I'd been trying to listen to interviews but my hearing isn't very good. Turns out I was right, but I wasn't SURE that I was right.

merry crisis

🇵🇸🍉 Free Palestine 🍉🇵🇸

an interesting take on this from matt braly, creator of amphibia

Gets funnier every time.

This episode aired in the ‘90′s. This joke has aged like fine wine. Depressing, depressing wine.

SG-1 aired at the tail end of the 90s yugoslavia and the gulf war had already happened by then too.

i forget that other ppl can see this blog sometimes

i forget that other ppl can see this blog sometimes

the extent that i would be at emo night at sneaky dees every single weekend is crazy. you would think i was canadian.

@amtrak-official

So connect the Windsor-Quebec Corridor and the Northeast Corridor with HSR, that isn't that bad of an idea. It doesn't even need to be that distant dream that is Meglev, just making it fast frequent rail would do it, I would prioritize getting a connection between Boston and Montreal in this system but it is an exciting idea

Anyways the travel times on that map are insane, but it would be a good system still. Anyways here is a picture of the proposal from a geographic map instead of a stylish visual

So anyways I decided to edit this to make it more of an interconnected system but adding Boston to Montreal via Albany and Boston to Toronto via Buffalo as well as a Chicago Connection

fwiw: these maps were made by @segregationbydesign on Twitter, based on an analysis of flight patterns, who does incredible Transit related work. Here are the extensions they proposed:

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month

ITS TIME 🎃🧡