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Todeswunsch

@mikexschmidt / mikexschmidt.tumblr.com

"KING OF THE NIGHT SHIFT" "Well, hey, there. M' name's Mike and I'm the security guard here. So, don't worry - I'm here to protect you. Okay?" [Independent RP blog for Mike Schmidt from Five Nights at Freddy's] [PLEASE MAKE SURE TO READ 'RULES' AND 'ABOUT PAGES BEFORE ASKING/RPING] [icon drawn by the awesome phxnegxy!]
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“L-Look! It’s on the tag and e-e-everything!” These shirts make up like ninety percent of Scott’s wardrobe. Think he’d know if they were bought in the wrong section. 

Aw, shit. He was being asked to look at a tag. That he wouldn’t be able to read.

He raised a hand. “Fuck it - I, uh. I’m takin’ yer word for it, Phone Guy. Ain’t lied ta me yet, probably won’t start now.”

“…Still. Fuckin’…pink shirt in the men’s? Makes no sense.”

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“I d-do!” 
“I’m pretty sure n-no one w-w-w-working the section is color blind. I uh. T-They’re always there…always uh. Labeled. P-P-Pink.” 

“...Then someone there can’t fuckin’ read. Puttin’ the girl’s shirts in the wrong section.”

Like you can fucking talk, Schmidt. Can’t even read yourself.

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“Yeah, it is.”
Gestures at the shirt. In all its…pink, girly glory.
“‘s a pink shirt. Pink’s a girl’s colour. So that’s a girl’s shirt.”

“I-It’s a color S-S-Schmidt.” 

Bandaged fingers picked at the fabric and Scott frowned. “I-I mean…yeah. P-P-Pink’s normally associated with g-g-girls but. I-I buy it out of the men’s s-s-section! 

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mikexschmidt

“A girl’s colour.”

“Ya buy it outta the men’s?” He scoffed. “Then someone there ain’t doin’ their job right. Colour blind or somethin’. Thinks it’s red.”

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“Okay, but why’d you pick to wear a girl’s shirt?” Stares bluntly at that pink shirt.

“G-Girl’s shirt?” He buys them out of the men’s section thank you very much. “I-I-It’s not!” 

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mikexschmidt

“Yeah, it is.”

Gestures at the shirt. In all its...pink, girly glory.

“‘s a pink shirt. Pink’s a girl’s colour. So that’s a girl’s shirt.”

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Anonymous asked:

So what's the deal with airline food right? Huh?

Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.

“I...wha...? I don’t...I’m not catchin’ what yer throwin’ there, pal.”

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Anonymous asked:

If you hate your job so much why do you still work here lmao

Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.

Mike scoffed, biting down on his cigarette as he frowned. “Cause my mom’s fucking sick and I gotta pay for her meds, buddy. I thought we’d all been over this already, geez...”

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adam--bomb

Steps on in casually. "First three get what now?"

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Oh boy, how bad was THIS going to freak him out?

Trying her best not to give anything away she stepped forward and reached up to give Mike a good kiss on the lips.

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mikexschmidt

Well, Jesus. He’d just wondered what the thing had said; had recognised a few of those words, but his ever-illiterate brain had kept him in the dark for the rest of it.

Guess he knew now.

Blue eyes widened as he completely froze, giving no response other than just staring at her, shoulders slumped in his surprise. Not at all a good impression, he was sure. Probably sending off some bad signals, but that was what surprise did to you.

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[Drums fingers on laptop

So. I’ve been thinking about this blog quite a bit lately…

Rest assured, I’m still into FNaF and, to be honest, I do miss writing for Mike sometimes. He’s still my boy; I kinda miss him. And I miss the whole…environment I had with all you guys over here.

So. There’s a…pretty good chance I’ll be coming back to this blog. I’m still not 100% sure on it, but…I dunno. There’s a good chance ol’ Schmidt will be returning to your dashes sometime soon.]

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