Me and the Girls Going Out for a Swim
How we weigh an octopus!
- put the octopus in the basket
- put the octopus in the basket
- put the octopus in the basket
- weigh the bas--
- put the octopus in the basket
- weigh the basket
- put the octopus in the water
- treat!
The fucked up thing is that Texas actually looks like this
evil bruno mars i’d throw a grenade at you
Only day you can reblog this
Big fan of angels being autistic btw. "How does an entity like that have a neurological condition" Well they can act like that. Angels having traits that read as autistic. Incomprehensible being trying for their best mimicry of human behavior. You understand
First day on earth pretending to be a Normal Human. Eye contact is weird when you only have two of them. Trying out physical sensations. Touching things with different textures. Picked a leaf off a bush and ate it. People are looking at me weird. Sorry. Say something normal. Do you know when the bus gets here
Second day as a Normal Human. Not used to standing still because I'm usually a four dimensional shape turning within itself. I understand the bus schedule now. Blessed someone's baby today. Trying out smells and tastes. Went to a bakery. People are looking at me again. Loudly announced I love bread
Third day as a Normal Human. I thought I understood the bus schedule but it's not here. Got in an argument with a street preacher. The bus is here. Went to a coffee shop. Really enjoying smells and tastes. Blessed someone's dog. I think I'm doing a good job
call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
in a heartbeat
Why is tumblr celebrating one piece and not this incredibly important religious date
Breakfast
I love vampire the masquerade- taking no bullshit frfr
telling a girl to stop killing people is like the single most misogynist thing you could ever do
YEAH WELL YOU KNOW WHAT?! *turns into a bat and flies away*